AeronMelon
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21·5 天前Mastodon would be a reasonable goal.
Yeah, it’s not about switching to Android, it’s about switching to the EU.
I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.
11·9 天前4-day old account stress-testing a murder scenario
I’m going to see a news article a month from now about how they found a Lemmy post in the accused’s web history.
18·11 天前The news should be required to mention one factoid about whomever they’re talking about.
“Local Yu-Gi-Oh champion arrested over altercation with Burger King employee regarding trap cards.”
“~Secret occupation! Secret occupation~”
Mmmm, baked potatoes…
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Write what you know.
“I make my living on the evening news,
Just gimme gimme something,
Something I can use.
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry.”
“This is Bob…”
Gates McFadden always looked smoking hot.
“You can spend your scrip at the company store.”
The new ballroom doubles as a ring.
You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.
The true face of “age verification.”