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Gates McFadden always looked smoking hot.

“You can spend your scrip at the company store.”

The new ballroom doubles as a ring.

You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.

Marvel’s Loki.

“Oops, the observable truth! Our bad.”

Seriously? I could have sworn it was Cheney. May it was both of them. I thought McCain was suppose to be the decent one.

The MacBook 5C.

Not even something he said years ago, it was last month.

Fun fact: His original tweet is quoting Dick Cheney during Operation: Freedom.

(To the tune of Barbara Ann.)

It is no longer classified as chicken.

“Tux… I haven’t heard that name in a long time.”

Then you call the doctor, wake him up!

Civilization Gandhi, is that you?

“Video games made me do it.”

XTRA BIG-ASS TACOS!! (WITH ONIONS)

Terry Crews, without any additional training, would literally be the best president since Carter.

That movie isn’t funny anymore.

How many iron videos do you expect me to watch on a Friday night?

Just one more video, bro.

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