Hey judge, order AI companies to delete THEIR illegally-scraped data.

Patch notes: “Made the app a little worse just to keep things interesting.”

Eyes Wide Shut shit.

You’re welcome. :)

r/SFWimaginarywerewolves

She’s going to buy our drinks, is she?

I’m pretty sure he can’t hear us anymore.

“Instructions unclear. Shot the ice, shoveled as much of it into the back of the van as possible.”

Why wouldn’t it be? It’s meant to run all the software written for C64.

Literally, the new Commodore 64. Comes with a book that teaches you Basic.

“Why is no one happy that we are expansionists? I specifically requested it.”

Any street-facing windows should always be shrouded by curtains or shutters. Don’t let anyone passing by just see into your home.

In a sane world, no.

In this world, yes.

You have to disarm them with an Allen wrench.

Personally, the older you are when you do graduate, the more impressive it is.

I have been very successful at ignoring Windows for quite some time.

Sometimes a jackal will eat another jackal. Do not pet any jackals.