So you’re just asking when is it okay for you to give up being a part of society and giving total control to the fascists?

Because the answer, literally every time, is going to be “never.” You should never give in to authoritarianism. You should actively make it harder for “them” to bring you and anyone else down like this. You should be working harder to uplift your neighbors and communities.

Seagulls, Stop It Now!

Hmm-ha hm-hm-ha-hm, hmm-ha hm-hm-ha-hm!

So I just watched it on YouTube. What the hell was that ending?

Spoilers if someone is gonna watch it (I don’t really know an effective way to do spoiler tags so bear with me):

They’re in the cave until the sun just kinda “goes out” and is replaced by a bright green light. Some giant future human comes down and does battles with the cavemen and knocks them out with some weird shock collar thing. He takes a vial of super water before being jumped by some more cavemen and getting his mask taken off and bonked on the head a few times, which somehow kills him. Before he dies, he plays some holographic recording of a newscast about the five characters who went missing. In the final battle, they take his ladder and use it to try to escape the cave only to find some weird machine with water covering the hole where they try to climb out of. What I assume is another evolved human grabs them and outfits one girl in a weirdly sexy diving suit? To then rescue the rest of them. They all wake up in a spaceship and get reunited with their friends and the professor with his family, and presumably fly off to Mars.

My question(s) is A) what the hell is going on with future humanity B) why isn’t anyone upset that the world is dead and their families are gone forever and they passed into history as another unsolved disappearance, but it’s cool cause we’re in space in the future C) how did they not experience the heat death of the universe in the time dilation cave? Especially when the sun went out

It’s clearly a shit post, but an absolutely amazing one. The roasts/comments are still funny though.

The comments on the clip from Workaholics are all hilarious, and reference that reddit post quite a bit lol.

I was crying while reading through that one reddit post about a particular song he uses for rhythm during sex.

Looks like it got removed because the mods are unfun chodes.

Just don’t look! Just don’t look!

I saw tons of billboards in southwest Tennessee for a law firm called “Lion Law” and all their billboards had pictures of animals and some kind of play on words, like a picture of a snake and the caption was something like “divorce that snake in the grass today!”

And I was just like “damn, that’s kinda clever.”

Man, it’d be a shame if anyone actually cared. Too bad he’s an actual Nazi though, so fuck him.

I literally lack enough empathy to feel sorry for him now. He needs to go away

Doita?

I love all the spy ones like Loboto Interior Sneak, Landing At The Luctopus, and Casino Hallway Sneak. Honorable mention for Here’s How it’s Done.

But imo the combat music in Psychonauts 2 is where the soundtrack really shines. I mean just listen to A Little Fight Music, Lady Luctopus, Panic Attack, Fight in the Library, and pretty much any boss music from the second one. Each track is so punchy and energetic.

The Psychonauts soundtracks, either the first or second game, but I’d say moreso the first one. About a third of the songs are kinda country twangy instrumentals because the game takes place in a summer camp. They’re the perfect lazy summer day songs imo.

Especially the track Whispering Rock from the first games.

I literally could never understand how to play Pazaak. To me it’s just a weird version of Blackjack

Burger Flipper in Selaco.

You need to find a datapad with the game on it, and it’s just a stupid auto-clicker, but damn if it doesn’t scratch that itch in the monkey brain for “number go up.”

Plus, Selaco, the base game, is really damn fun.

That diving board sounds fucking wild

Yeah I wouldn’t be “celebrating” right now when at least half of Europe is falling right into the same type of government: fascist ones.

I am an American. I fucking hate this world we live in now. Everyone is still playing partisan games when the world is actively falling apart around us, and we continue to stick our heads in the sand and say “I know you are but what am I?”

I found Rich Evans’ Lemmy account

There are some truly online takes out there, and this is definitely one of them.

Buckle up, it’ll get worse from here as more people come over from reddit.

And of course porn flash games

The “dry heat” line comes from Hudson when they first go into the reactor/nest and they’re looking around, just before the attack.