I really liked the Fear Itself comic from Marvel about 10-15ish years ago. It’s just a big dumb blockbuster event that’s fun to read with all the craziness that happens.

Odin has a long lost brother who’s evil, and creates magic hammers which he distributes around the world to a bunch of villains (and a couple heroes like Hulk and Thing) to bring chaos and destruction to herald his coming to take over the world. Iron Man and Captain America put up a “last stand” for Asgard, which crash-landed outside of a small town in Kansas. Iron Man goes to Odin’s dwarves and makes weapons and armor to give to a group of heroes to counteract the villains with their hammers.

Guess it’s time for bullshit manufacture to go full blast.

I also like the flashback to one of Meg’s birthdays:

“You are muh-huh going on ermeher”

“So Meg, you’re a flag girl now? That’s good, that’s good.”

“Yes, yes… Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don’t call!”

KnowYourMeme has been a fantastic resource for Internet history imo.

Who’s gonna tell 'em?

Idk. Over on Instagram you have fitness influencers and shit who will run up mountains for an advertisement. There are so many “teach your kids to dirt bike as soon as they shoot from the pussy” accounts on there it’s insane.

Like streaming, I’m sure someone could monetize it somehow.

This was a good scene from a pretty good show imo.

A little unrelated, but I used to live like a block away from a McDonald’s. Which fucking sucked when I was high late at night (they closed their lobby at 7, so “late” for this Christian-family-owned franchise that blasted Christian worship music literally all day every day was any time after then) and I couldn’t just walk my ass down and get some fuckin nuggets.

And fuck me, or any other pedestrian during the pandemic, because at one point they didn’t even have their lobby open, so you could only order through the drive-thru or the app, and fuck you if you don’t have a car but use the app

I had multiple people leave it at the door across from mine at an apartment I used to live at. Once, someone left food at my door, and knocked which is surprising where I live, when I hadn’t ordered anything. That time it was for the person across from me, and they opened their door because they were waiting for a knock.

Other times, I had people just straight up leave the food at my door, no knock of any kind, and they wouldn’t even mark it as delivered. I found out later after going looking for my food and seeing it cold on the floor.

Once, a driver actually stole my order. They picked it up because I saw them pull into the restaurant on the map, then a minute or so later cancelled the pickup. The next person who went to grab the order messaged me saying the restaurant told them someone picked it up already, but thankfully they were able to make another for me. I was pretty pissed that time.

My team is the Padres, but I live in the Midwest. I’d have to buy a subscription to the MLB app just to watch them, but I’m such a casual fan that I don’t care enough even though I do find them fun to watch.

Mother. Fuckin.

SWAT KATS

Two junkyard bros who also happen to be super engineers, create this badass jet that has all kinds of awesome weapons and tactical capabilities, and they use it to become vigilantes to save the city from evil and destruction.

Fuckin AWESOME theme song

Justice League/Justice League Unlimited

Great storytelling (imo) and action. Maybe not so much the music (aside from the theme songs).

Young Justice

If you enjoy superheroes/DC, this is a cool show about the sidekicks splitting off and kinda doing their own thing but still working with the Justice League. They mainly focus on covert missions like going undercover to break into secret superpower smuggling rings and things like that. It does get a little bogged down in some “personal” stories and relationship stuff, but imo it’s bearable and balanced out by the action and overarching story.

Fuckin love Metalocalypse. And it gets kind of intense towards the end, I still need to watch Army of the Doomstar. Doomstar Requiem is honestly probably one of the best albums I’ve ever heard from any band ever.

Also, I used to love Megas XLR too. Such a weird “rule-of-cool” show. An alien shows up with a device that turns your car into a giant mech? And then you have to defend your planet (and the galaxy) from giant creatures? Hell yes.

I mean I was basically gonna comment the Kingsman umbrella lol. It just makes sense. They got guns, bulletproof, video screens, they’re strong as hell, and don’t they have swords in them too?

It’s a fantastic show either way lol

The Boondocks is definitely a cartoon though.

I looked through both this account and your other one, and you really just come off as a condescending know-it-all who moves the goalposts whenever someone calls you out on your behavior.

I’ve heard that some tattoos can’t easily be removed because of where they are, and yours seems to be a fairly important spot in the body. Can you even get it removed if you decide to?

Can I get a large Slurpee, mixed?

Badass