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Cake day: April 10th, 2025

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  • Hu, that’s massive!

    I should be happy then that here in Germany we just had some crooked politicians and daughters of politicians getting bribed with millions to buy highly overpriced CoViD19 masks in the name of the state. At least she got jail time for it, but that one politician is still roaming free AND is active in politics… Oh, and there is that secretary of transport that signed a contract that will cost the federation 250 million Euros… even when the company doesn’t deliver or the state cancels the project…

    Guess what… All of them linked to one particular party!












  • Yeah… those fucking moronic assholes that forced your great grandmother to flee to survive loved expressions like Lebensraum, Rasserein, Bluterbe, Mutterland, Vaterland or Unwertes Leben…

    And we germans laugh about that Murican obsession with “I’m German, because my great grandmother was…” you can get german citizenship ius sanguinis (by blood … [as direct desendent])" and since 2000 also by ius soli (by place of birth). There’s a joke about “Russlanddeutsche” (Russian germans) that goes like: Ivan now has german passport, he could give proof his great great great great grandfather had a german shepherd back in 1792.

    Those people “coming back” are the decendents of people migrating to russia back in 1764 on their own free will.

    So, my personal tip. Just say you want to leave the US because that country is heading for a fall. I can speak a bit german because my great grandma was from [insert city/village/state here]. I hope this will help me learn to speak fluently fast.

    And you’re welcome.