No advertisements seems like a bonus to me

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But if you enter in a modern history book set in a year you’re already alive, if you go where that day you were, would you meet yourself like in a time travelling machine?

Actually, any history books becomes automatically time travelling machines, you could travel back to ancient Rome and become a literal immortal god until modern times, since you cannot get harmed or cannot age.

The willow maid, by Erutan fits perfectly

Mary, by Cécile Corbel also a very good fit

Also, don’t know if you cold be interested in but fields of sorrow by orden ogan, the chorus gets new parts each time (the lyrics is not exactly a story like you find in a novel, but still narrates something)

I literally answered the post question, i don’t know why you got so passionate about this. Read my other comment if you’re curious, i enjoy different social events…

I mean, i prefer hiking and nature. I also enjoy live performance of groups i listen to, but numb disco with dumb music is an hard pass for me

gas pumps at gas stations that play back advertisements

You have to approach almost parallel to the machine, not to scare them. As soon as you’re close enough, be ready to jump in front of it and skip the ad. This way you can successfully hunt down a tedious ad.

At most social events like disco, big parties etc, where the goal is wrecking your liver and dance to shitty music, while losing your hearing in the meantime.

Even with some friends, you cannot talk to them because everything is loud or stinks like shitty cigarettes. What’s the point?

And so, this is how magic was born in our world kids.

Of course there are 2 'r’s

Maidenless behavior

Surprised pikachu face

Honestly, I agree. I’d rather go out with some friends and play it myself.

I did some fencing many years ago. Some skirmishes (especially finals) are very tense, I think on par with tennis matches even for someone with 0 knowledge.

Oh, time to stop using any perplexity products

you can easily view parallel or cross view images

Normal activities: normal music

Taxes: boss music

Also work on the unsubscribe button

This guy is a moron

T for turd