While not Black, there was a shop in India named Hitler. Caused a bit of a stir.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

Dr Dre Beats?

Solid cube of antimatter. Fuck you world!

My grandma lived through WWII and rationing. After she died, we were cleaning out her house to find she had hidden cans of food stockpiled everywhere: behind the washing machine, in the pit in her garage, in the corners of her loft, everywhere.

If rationing ever came back in, she was more than ready for it.

Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke

HSBC - how many times can a bank be caught laundering dirty money and still exist?

Maybe if European neighbours didn’t cause so much tension, then there could have been a reduction in the billions spent on the military.

2016 - woke up and swore at the TV twice that year.

Once for brexit, and again for the US elections.

Never have I had so little faith in humanity.

Up every morning at the crack of noon.

Will review in early April. See if this tariff bullshit happens or not.

That people are not wilfully stupid. The last 10 years have proved people will act against their own benefit if TV tells them to do it.

Moved my retirement fund from stocks to all cash yesterday. Orange doofus is going to cause even more issues for stock markets in the next few weeks.

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Me breathing a sigh of relief for still using my S10.

It makes calls, send texts and I can read Lemmy with the app. What more do I need?

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Like any country there are good and bad areas.

In England. never, ever, go to Slough.

You seen deliverance?