Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we’re getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

Agreed, but they’ll inevitably fuck those up too.

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I’m not sure why I joke about that, I’m sure it’s already a thing.

Palin was my exit from the party. I was too young and influenced to realize Bush was a goober, but after Palin opened her mouth years later, I made the Seinfeld theater exit and haven’t looked back. That was a slippery slope and they went straight Slip 'N Slide down it.

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.