https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i9E6zAhvp8

Definitely cards against humanity

Apparently they didn’t check very well in the 2000’s when I was first given it as a kid

I didn’t. Was prescribed Concerta as a kid, but because I’m also autistic, it overstimulated me and made me whack, so I stopped. Honestly should have just had coffee, idk why there’s a stigma against giving caffeine to kids but not a drug that’s extremely similar to amphetamine or cocaine

Give all the natives AK-47s and tons of ammo

I’m just thinking about the amount of pranks I can pull

Hard stimulants like Concerta and Adderall are better more for pure ADHD than for Autism+ADHD like I have. Anything stronger than caffeine overstimulates me too much, I wish I didn’t go years before realizing I was better off without it

Having both autism and ADHD, Concerta overstimulated me way too much. Kids probably shouldn’t be taking Concerta anyway

I would stop my kid self from taking the concerta I was prescribed and instead get him to drink a cup of coffee every morning, and would also give him advice for when he stops being a Christian and his parents go apeshit and try to desperately bring him back into the fold.

Also I would prefer to use a DeLorean

The reptilians finally got to you I guess haha

Not the Spanish President, but the Spanish Prime Minister

Officially, the Spanish Prime Minister is called the President of the Government

I wish I can even afford to move out of the country in the first place

I wanted a camcorder when I was 14 so my mom thought getting me a $50 Chinese one from Amazon for Christmas would be a good deal

Kid Cuisine

China is capitalist so…

Stopped using back in 2017. Just recently got a text from Facebook to try to get me back and was like “lol fuck that”

What’s it like to actually work on a cruise ship? I always wondered

At another workplace a manager and employees were running a drug operation out of a drive-thru.

They really wanted to be Gus Fring so badly

Manager got fired for stealing alcohol from the restaurant