Don’t forget yummy chlorine!

\n, because I ordered a newline, not a flush.

What, you forgot all about Siggie den Grätenlosen, Siggie the Fishboneless?

She claimed that in “85 percent” of police cases, law enforcement couldn’t access the data it needed. The proposal is to amend the existing Cybersecurity Act to allow these changes. You can watch the response below.

That is complete and utter bullshit. And everyone knows it.

My breakfast is coffee. Don’t eat anything before lunch time, and a second meal in the evening - that’s it.

This is what they’re doing? Friggin’ idiots! Why don’t they tackle the real problems?!

It is still perfectly legal to be a werewolf!

I think it was voice activated.

Well it is sound activated, it flushes when it detects the “aaaaaaaaaah” sound of relief after refuse vacation has completed.

If there is no such sound, obviously your work is not done, and there is no need to flush.

Massive X data leak affects over 200 million products.

FTFY.

Was it Luke Skyvvalker or Ham Solo?

Packaging said dishwasher safe.

Maybe they meant the packaging was dishwasher safe 🤔

Well… a turnip, obviously.

In Germany, they look like yours.

“Eierkuchen” (literal translation “egg cake”) is another word.

Where “Pfannkuchen” means something different, “Eierplins” is used (mostly in eastern Germany).

And then there is “Palatschinken” which is similar to the Czech word “Palačinke”.

Buy a Fairphone instead.

My god, what’s next, the most triumphant return of Geocities, replete with blinking text, construction signs and visitor counter?

…nor is there ever a good solution when they are in power, for which there is plenty of evidence.

When he’s done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.

Who, Widrich Schmerz?

I’d have to say Invader Zim.

Oh so what Trump is saying is… stop… buying american products, buy European instead? Okay, will do!