Sorry Sally, Geoffrey has to die because a company wanted to make their products utterly dependent on their servers. We’ll bury him in the yard next to Gertrude.

Passenger: “Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!”

Airline personnel: “Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!”

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time…

The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

You can’t just print a new one. Technique in any great instrument was a closely guarded secret. Stratavarius is a good example. Sorry the quality isn’t great… Dark for some reason.

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

The country: promise the opportunity of a better life

The govt: Be corrupt

Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia’s chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!

It’s kind of you, but not a huge deal. When I tried it (when there was an initial migration to Mastodon), it was so decentralized that you couldn’t really have much of a feed and it was tough to find much of anything.

I wasn’t a fan of the format. (and apparently I’m not allowed to have an opinion on format)

It’s built to be decentralized though, from what I read.

What do you mean? What could go wrong? It’s only 3-mile Island. I’m sure the patches they apply to the control rod computers will be double checked extra closely. Don’t worry!

PS - I live elsewhere

Another good decision by Intel execs. /s

See? AI creates jobs! Granted, it’s specialized mop up situations, but jobs!

It’ll be even more interesting in the future! Every now and then a T1000 will lose all hydraulic fluids right out it’s prosthetic anus and they’ll need someone there with a mop and bucket! Our economy lives on…

So inventive these guys. If only we could harness that ingenuity for the common good instead, it would have a huge impact.

Don’t worry, the dream lives on!

VancesCouchSloppySeconds.com is still available!!!

I’ll give it a shot. Seems interesting to have something USB powered that can solder.

While I understand some of the hate in the thread, I appreciate someone creating something for us old timers. Working within the constraints of a system and making things work was a real satisfying experience.

So then… Laxative and boner-pill ads all day long? Maybe mix in some Geritol here and there?

I mean, it’s still only 75% solved.

You better hope you’re not a customer’s neighbor.