Mmmm extra-sour dough

I think it’s cute how Taco Bell is removing lettuce to keep people from getting diarrhea.

Survival of the fittest. Nature doesn’t care.

Let’s not adjust our platform, let’s just whine and pout.

Same here and it wasn’t a fun ride, but I hope Broadcom burns itself into the ground.

Oh hey, it’s my cake day? I had no idea.

Not the onion? Huh…

It’s an old racist term for when English sailors would throw an Asian person overboard. This came from old English doctrine that thought they brought jaundice, and this was the best solution. I’m just messing, this is all BS.

See, the joke works like this: Kevin Hart has lost a lot of popularity and apparently gotten desperate to remain relevant (did I hear rumors of porn?), so thus, I pretend to never have heard of him. This is funny because it’s a direct contradiction to what he’s trying to do. The end.

Who’s Kevin Hart?

Now they need a private island and a theme song by John Williams.

I got my friend with that one back in the day. It was Flash so much harder to detect a loop than a video. I told him the ending was hilarious and he managed about 20 minutes of badger badger badger badger badger until he figured it out.

I just wanted to see what this thing looks like and does.

It’s… Interesting.

This sounds like a description of Faux News.

It’s important for my PS2 mouse!

Cornhole tension?

Ergochair from aunomous.ai. Ricking the same chair since 2016.

Never going to give it up?

That was hilarious, thank you sir!

No, the one I remember seeing he’s all fat and bloated and stationary in a white gui. Opponents are running at him and he’s barely doing anything, but the people running at him are obviously taking a fall. Maybe I imagined it all.

Anyone got a link to that video where he’s fighting and older, but all of his opponents are falling down with barely any effort? It wasn’t a movie but a dojo setting from what I remember.