Whichever year i got broadband

Perfectly put, thank you

To absolutely nobody’s surprise

I think it’s because they use their position to professionalise a bullshit job, presenting it as a field (HR Management), when their skills are rather ordinary. Really, they should be doing payroll and employment admin, not setting the tone for the organisation or being seen as specialists in any meaningful way. Also, job competencies and profiles disproportionality reward the “skills” found in HR, which i think reflects their input in designing these tools and templates.

Further, i find people who work in this field to have quite a high opinion of themselves and their usefulness.

HR. Have never met anyone in HR who contributed to the good.

Racist? You might legitimately be the stupidest, and most presumptuous, person I’ve yet encountered. Seriously, fuck off back to Reddit, you utter cunt.

From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

Unless you’re in South Africa, in which case you can legitimately walk in to a bar and hire a murderer for a very reasonable price.

Not a lawyer or an American, but procedurally, i would guess it’s too late to take his name off the ticket, so it would still be Trump and Vance, but with couch fucker being sworn if the Rs win. However, with the potent mixture of radicalisation, intellectual atrophy, and lead ingestion, you can’t take civil war off the table either.

I’m a huge fan of Small Town Murder. 2 comedians discussing a different murder (even the odd serial killer) each week.

A fleshlight.

‘Fog on the Tyne’ by Gazza and Lindesfarne from 1990. I have to warn you that it’s awful, and yet, infuriatingly catchy.

https://youtu.be/T1urq4Vb0XM

For those who don’t know, Gazza was a famous and talented English footballer with a massive booze addiction, and a tendency towards domestic abuse.

Wow, game over then. Looks like we’re all fucked. Apart from my son, who shuns vegetables.

Let me guess, child marriage is legal here