Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

feck?

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.

The existence of people stupid enough to pay for them is what makes NFTs worth something in the first place

You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now

This kind of explains a lot about my life

Maybe they were being trafficked. Did you call it in?

Attack on Titan is amazing

And baby makes three, which pleases the führer

'89 Hyundai Sonata

It’s the archetype for a lot of what I hate about YouTube. I was actually kind of mad at the friend who recommended it to me

Bro, [obvious truism]. Brooo, [obvious truism]. Brooooo, [conspiracy theory].

I’m not anti-travel and I’ve enjoyed it in the past but I honestly think you pretty much nailed it. People try really hard to convince themselves that, actually, they’re not engaging in conspicuous consumption but instead growing as a person or whatever.

Optimists can be cringe but do you really think it makes them bad people?

Being illegible is the point. Doctors just write ‘his shit is fucked up, give him drugs or whatever idk’ in Latin and if people understood that they would freak out

Nailed it

“To compare how far each platform has advanced across computing, simulation, networking, and sensing, the researchers used large language AI models such as ChatGPT and Gemini to estimate technology-readiness levels (TRL).”

Mother fucker

I think it’s tasteless and disgusting, and they are probably all in some way harming themselves by being involved in such a thing

I look down on everybody involved in it, but that doesn’t give us the right to put them in cages

Who you gonna believe? Theory, or your own lyin’ eyes?