Rainbow rocks

Maybe it’s the perspective, but it looks like an adult man’s head on a kid’s body.

“Meatball sub”

Yeah, looks like the default “word_wordnumbers” usernames that reddit gives you if don’t change them.

I wonder if that would be an easy way to detect botting by not filling in that field for them.

15% is massive

We have to go see Bill Gates

This line… Lol

“Hi Bill, you’re the CEO of the internet, right? I’m going to need you to turn it off for me. Thanks.”

That’s awesome. I think there are so many out there who would be receptive to decentralized social media if they heard about it.

It’s my favorite characterization of Santos. He’s just this weird, hedonistic, impulsive sociopath.

Fake names, scams, costumes, it fits way too well.

(edit: and that time he had a baby that wasn’t his “yet”. He was clearly caught mid-scheme or something)

This guy is just recklessly impulsive.

And if we can be sure of anything, it’s that Santos’ word is his bond.

Wait, are zip-off pant legs not high fashion?

“I followed the blue line until it told me to stop”