I once tried every avocado ripening trick i could find in a desperate attempt to enjoy some avocado toast. Let me tell you they are all bullshit. Just eat it tomorrow instead.

I think his name was Mike Wazowski

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.

I actively avoid products and services that are advertised to me.

Its even worse when you live surrounded by them and your kids go to school with their kids…

The requirements clearly state that only one switch controls the bulb

What is the purpose of having 3 switches next to eachother that all control the same light?

Hey now, don’t be so hasty.

Any image editing tool like mspaint or similar. Just copy paste the pixels into a new image file. Though, the program youre using will probably still add it’s own metadata to the new file, but all the original metadata from the camera won’t be there.

Ah yes, because everyone packs lube and string in their carry-on bag when traveling and has 20 extra minutes to sit down and try to figure this out right before boarding a plane.

I bought some fireworks, expecting them not to explode and catch fire, but wtf thats exactly what they did after I lit the fuse!

Yes, but did the LLM get it from the answers or the questions?..

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

You can do both. Source: my weirdo daughter.

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they’ve been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

24 and 7 make a pythagorean triple with 25 as the hypotenuse. If the problem uses one pythagorean triple, it probably uses another, so I assume x is 15, and the radius is 20.

My ex would bitch at me and start shit, then accuse me of gaslighting her if i tried to de-escalate or defend myself.

Good riddance. I hate when people use the term for trivial shit now.

It happened. But ok if you say so.

“nnnnn-ghinks”