It’s not a new meme, I just posted a .gif of the Fusion Dance from Dragon Ball Z.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Those guys are animals.

Literally!

she’s a crypto queen

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytiiiime!

…and we’re back to where we started.

Don’t worry. He remembers it, so you don’t have to.

They probably mean the hard drive has 10 platters, each containing at least 3TB.

Short version: No.

Long version: Nooooooo.