This is what was going through my head when I made my original comment lmao

Let’s say for example you have a large amount of drugs in the car. You drive 10 miles over the speed limit and get pulled over. Now you’re a felon when you should’ve just gone the speed limit.

Never commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony.

I only block people who consistently post things I don’t want to see or people who spam post the same thing eleventy billion times in different communities.

Personally I’ve thought about blocking you and violet for the horny posting but it’s amusing enough that I haven’t yet.

Spontaneous human combustion.

Watched a documentary on it as a kid and I’ve had the fear in the back of my mind ever since

As much as I love space and the idea of space travel we have a lot of problems on this planet that need to be solved before we even think about expanding our reach to the stars.

Having to block 30 different communities because they’re all literally the same community.

It’s even worse for NSFW communities. We don’t need eleventy billion communities for the same super niche porn content.

That and people posting the same things on multiple communities because it technically fits even though there’s already a niche community specifically for that topic.

Literally any website that had flash games. I miss scrolling through and having thousands of games to play.

Life is inherently just suffering. Everything you do to prevent suffering simply prolongs it. Coupled with the fact that most forms of life need to consume other forms of life just to survive.

Even in the most beautiful ecosystem you could find it’s a constant war between species just for basic survival with no real meaning behind it

My ex would always say “always check for dead cats” because her aunts cat somehow crawled into her oven and died and her uncle turned on the oven and baked the corpse without knowing it was there

I was told by everyone I knew growing up and even now that I was weird, a freak, different. So I just kinda went with it.

To be fair to all of them they’re completely correct it just took me awhile to see why. I have to constantly remind myself that I don’t think like most people or act like most people to the point it’s instantly obvious to pretty much everyone around me

Jerboa works pretty good

Mosquitoes and it’s not even a debate.

A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”

Idk. Watto had a pretty cushy life it seemed. Considering where he lived that is.

It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets

Got banned on reddit for telling someone to crawl back in their hole.

They were trying to defend circumcision while admitting female ventilation mutilation was bad. I pointed out the hypocrisy of that mindset and finished with “now crawl back into your hole so the rest of us don’t have to deal with you”.

Instant permaban.

I was already on my way out anyway because of the whole 3rd party app thing so this just kickstarted my emigration.

Technically not my kid but I’m marrying his mom so close enough.

He never stops making noise. Whether it’s talking, babbling, screeching, squealing, squeaking. The only time this kid is quiet is when he’s asleep.

It wouldn’t bother me so much if what he said had substance but most of it is just him repeating what people around him are saying which makes having a conversation around him infuriating.

I don’t hate him for it because he’s 8 and has undiagnosed adhd but I’ve definitely fantasized about throwing him out of a window once or twice.

I use my phone until it is completely inoperable so a few years.

I once used a phone where half the screen was broken but the touch sensors still worked and I’d memorized where all the buttons were so I could still receive and send calls and texts.

People that replace electronic devices that still work confuse and annoy me.

A mistake