I feel that. I’ve got a very serious redneck thing going on. I hunt, fish, dress like I just got off work at the ranch (that’s true sometimes), and raise a lot of hell. I know why they think I’m one of them. It’s depressing some days because it’s almost like people can’t wait to say fucked up shit as soon as they meet me.

If I’m defeated at night: Three bottles of bourbon, a guitar, two tacos, and a beaten up cowboy hat.

If I’m defeated during the day: Bad code, a cup of coffee, and a gallon jug of water.

went on too long

Well you’ve certainly never been with me then!

Ok, now that the shit talking is out of the way, I really hope you do find exactly who you’re looking for.

This is far more succinct than I could have put it. Same.

I had something cogent to say when I saw this yesterday. Now I’m hammered so…

Hahahahahahaha

Says the person who may not even have a rich inner life, at least as far as I know.

She’s amazing. It was easy to believe she was a moron because she’s hot and a great actor.

I totally get it, and the truth is that none of us really know how we’d react if it’s not us in the situation. We can only guess.

I’d like to think being ridiculously wealthy wouldn’t change me but we all see how most rich folks act. I’d like to think I’d spend my time in that gilded cage gaining skills and stocking up on money so that once I’m free I’ll have a life of relative ease. However, I don’t know that and I suspect I’d have done nothing of the sort. But it’s nice to dream.

Have you tried selling pictures of your feet? A lot of folks are mad that they can’t but they haven’t even tried yet.

But, to be honest, I’m pretty sad that I couldn’t marry for money. I would have made an amazing trophy husband in my youth.

That’s someone who is mad because they can’t marry someone for money and no one wants to buy pictures of their feet.

Mine is the chain style. I cannot compare as I have never used the braided wire and I don’t have to think about weight savings that much. I don’t generally hike far to a camping spot.

Instead of a curved folding saw I prefer a rope saw. I’ve always been able to take down limbs and trees faster.

For those that don’t know what that is, imagine a chainsaw chain with handles on either end.

Also grew up poor. I know exactly how you feel. I don’t have a partner and kids to take care of and I make good money in tech. I’ve shoved enough back to retire early (theoretically, I guess we’ll see) and now I’m out here with no car payment, a mostly paid off mortgage, and I’m spending too much on hobbies.

It’s still wild to me.

Been using Thunderbird for almost 20 years. It was good enough that long ago and it’s pretty awesome these days.

🎵 Laundry day

See you there

Underthings

Tumbling🎶

And a naked, bloody clown playing patty cake with his imaginary friend while his clothes wash.

I did this briefly years ago for a hotel chain (the booking, not the stealing). We got an extra quarter for everyone we transferred to another department for deals or some shit. We were supposed to ask people if they would like to hear about it but I found out that as long as it transferred they could immediately hang up and I still got my bonus. After that every caller I had got transferred to the other department for the rest of the time I worked there.

I made an extra few hundred bucks and got canned about the same time I found a job in my field. No FBI involved, though.

I’m old as fuck. I definitely show my age as often as possible.