Define illegal immigrant

kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.

Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis

I just stuck a smart socket on it that tells me when it’s not drawing power no more

How else do you expect to know when it’s done, Beeps and lights???

I will set my fucking phone on fire before i install a google app on it

US gov got hold of the algorithm early i see

Telling the only issue they have with gestures outside window is “stonks go down”

Waaaay ahead of you

ah. We ended up using Paprika for His Lordship’s ADHD. Bonus is he could noodle through it on the train home and snag anything he wanted at the supermarket on the way past.

why. It’s a fridge.

Swing and a miss, fucko

Dumb shit can’t even keep track of which country he bought

$10 says a future win10 update includes a killswitch. If it hasn’t already

Ehh it’s less “technology bounds into the future!!” And more the dude who said someone was gonna fuck your corpse coming up behind you with a knife and an unzipped fly

New public toilet! Sweet

you wanna stop that shit, you cut CEO bonuses.

Companies keep doing this to shed workers and don’t seem to realise the “rockstar” workers you want to keep are the ones who walk because they have options

All you’re doing is retaining the trapped and shit skilled

Usb wall charger

The cunts responsible for what most people blame zionists for.

Zionism is this weird complex thing of many flavours that basically boils down to “a Jewish state where the antisemites can’t get us”

Kahanists are the ones who want to take it by force and murder any non-Jew in said state.

Edit: i’m a screaming aussie gentile here, so if anyone better versed wants to weigh in, please do so