I keep shoving puppies into the shredder but all i get are shredded puppies!!

Cool, the last sony console i played on was the ps2, who wants me to go harass them

Not really, as legs they get to walk away

*Corporate Kingdom Of States

The Of is capitalised. Very important

A lot of indigenous in Australia have adopted “Country” - there’s small c country, which is the standard geographical meaning eg: Australia as a whole, then there’s big C Country, which basically means “this place where we have gathered for this occasion” (hence Welcome to Country, which has the bonus of making dickhead recidivists foam at the mouth and fall over themselves demonstrating their own poor literacy skills)

Canadas butt

Oh hon, you’ve never workd tech, have you.

We are all goblins

Poseuuuuuuur

Ayup, i’ve literally thrown massive logs into an llm and “find the errors” to track down a complex issue. They’re very good paper sorters

The girls are fiiightiiiinggggg

How come there isn’t a worse protest? They forcibly removed the mods of dark communities and took them over, forcing them back up. That’s why

Oh fuck that argument to hell and back.

Plagiarism machines are not a highway.

The snap of a clamshell

We won’t.

Way too inbred

You’d be hard pressed to find a lemmy user supporting pirating something then selling it

Oooooooooooo

Theres gonna be a lot of disillusioned, foolish people casting about.

Ya gotta decide what’s worth more to you: punishing stupidity or preventing them flocking to the next fascist shithead promising candy and hookers

Shop near me is trying to dump out a bunch of unsold liquorice gift packs from darryl lea. Yes i took all of them.

Mushrooms and anchovies. Pickles. Olives. Give give

So good i literally had a fucking CEO ask me “well what about this cloud thing?? Should we get rid of our citrix and use that??”