We need to just work on making our own. Then the Vulcans will find us.

Trump loves crypto now? Oh that will guarantee a win.

I’m not reading all that. I just need one answer from any suit at Mozilla: are you going to sell us out or not.

Ah yes, the old “do criminal shit and then when you’re held to account for your criminal shit, scream loudly about how they’re trying to ‘silence’ your voice” routine. We know it well.

No, not really. The thing is, Johnson is exactly like MTG only not completely fucking stupid. He knows you cut deals now so that you can still be around when MAGA-world needs a sure bet to attempt to overturn the 2024 election results (only if Trump loses, of course).

“Botched” implies that this was done by mistake. This wasn’t done by mistake.

Can they not anonymize these jurors due to Trump’s threatening behavior? Sequester them? For fuck’s sake, he’s putting their families at risk. Why’s he got to be in the courtroom for the selection process? Why do reporters have to be there? This is bullshit.

Why would the Democrats do this?

Memes won’t change what will happen. He will get a stay from an appeals court, they will reduce the bond to a fraction of what it was and he will pay it and suffer almost no consequences

Edit: oh hey, I can predict the future would you look at that

This is the increasingly stupid part. The fuck are they gonna do when Christ gets back? He’s a straight up communist, they have no use for him. Hmm… I wonder.

In that case, Hall recalled to The Texas Tribune, her doctor advised her to sneak out of state.

Just saying that is a good way to get her doctor arrested in Texas. That ban ain’t going nowhere if the Supreme Court and Attorney General have anything to say about it. And they do. They have all the say.

The Supreme Court of the United States has decided that corporations are people and money is free speech.

We have become what Benjamin Franklin feared we would become. He could see the future:

“In these sentiments, Sir, I agree to this Constitution, with all its faults, if they are such; because I think a General Government necessary for us, and there is no form of government, but what may be a blessing to the people if well administered; and believe further, that this is likely to be well administered for a course of years, and can only end in despotism, as other forms have done before it, when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government.”

I don’t even have to think about clicking on that link to know with absolute certainty that Clarence Thomas isn’t under any pressure whatsoever.

Precisely correct. This married woman - who wants more children and is a clear case for an exception - couldn’t be allowed an exception, because the whores need to be made to suffer for their poor choices.

We can’t be muddying the waters with all this “nuance.” The whores are going to pay in the state of Texas, and that will be that.

This right here is bald truth, and I’ll bet you a dollar it’s crossed all of their minds. Except for Thomas. Thomas has a one-track mind and it has no room for anything except its one preferred thought, which is “I will make them all wish they hadn’t talked about that pubic hair” on repeat, ad infinitum.

“I had this sense that we were going to come to a Red Sea moment in our Republican conference and in the county at large. God had been speaking to me about this, and the Lord told me very clearly to prepare and be ready.

When God parted the Red Sea, he allowed Moses and the Isrealites to cross, and he subsequently folded over the waters and killed everyone else present. This man believes this is an apt metaphor for what is about to happen in America.

The religious aspect is utter bullshit, of course. I’d like to think the on-the-ground reality won’t match up with his fantasy either. Sure hope everyone watching this jackass is taking notes.

The only fun part of a Trump dictatorship would be watching him eat the faces of the leopards. Then it would settle into a proper hellscape for the entire world though, so I think we should take a pass.

So any way you slice it, this is not a loss for Republicans, they’re getting precisely what they want here. Unintended consequences? Probably, but they’re too blinded by their belief in their own superiority to be able to imagine any.

equivalent to the energy of a golf ball travelling at 95mph

So I am curious about this comparison. If this particle had hit you square on the top of your head, rather than the array they built to detect it… would you even know it? Would it kill you? Make you uncomfortable? What?

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