I bet they can

Christ, even Amazon refunded everyone who bought a Glow.

Shame it’s not a Spoonerism.

I legally pay for both of those, so I’ll help subsidize it for others.

Where can I see it?

I didn’t watch Beekeeper in a theatre it because I didn’t know if it was gonna be just a cheap cash grab.

I watched it via a paid service and enjoyed it very much with my wife in the home theatre I built.

Why?

Not necessarily for comedic effect, and it’s for swapping consonants.

I do this to my silicon vendor. I apparently made some people’s lives very uncomfortable for a good while this past year after I decompiled some of their binary blobs.

Laziness

You just beat me to it! Still got my slide rule in my desk, right next to the digital calipers.

Haskell isn’t scary, it’s just redundant.

And commies

It’s even in Ask Lemmy now

I don’t know, but I fucking love it.

If you’ve got a problem with it, I suggest watching some more Star Trek.

Beard?

He’s saying anything for a dollar. I can almost respect his dedication.

Maybe, but I’d rather not feed the bullshit fad.

Yeah, that’s not suspicious at all

Why are you assuming I’d be dumb enough to use post-1980 currency?