Line must always go brrrrr.

I dunno if this counts, but I am excited for the Coronation Street/Emmerdale collaboration. Even though I hate both.

Briefcase wanker.

I really don’t get how this is allowed.

But who will do all the work?

A couch is for life, not just for Christmas.

It might be just a story, but I’ve read several times about someone telling someone speaking Welsh in Wales “we speak English here”.

Does that mean that Microsoft shares are gonna crash?

I’m 38, male, chubby, can’t grow a beard for shit.

Raisins are wank. You’re “a goddess among mortals”.

Maccies thanks you for your service.

Fuck off cunt it’s Maccies, not Maccas.

Which kind of southern style sweet tea? I’m not a lover of tea, but I’d give it a go if it’s the ice cold kind.

Maccies are advertising their fried dipped in their milkshake at the minute. I’d give it a go to be fair. But I don’t like Maccies.

Put the beans on toast, too.

That’s why it won’t happen. Plus the rich have an interest in keeping you in your place.

There’s too many people mixing England and Great Britain up in here.

A bullock is a bull. You’re thinking of bollocks. I found this explanation.

Init.

Knob. Do. Plough. Basically anything can mean you’d want to shag someone. All genders and orientations do it.