Hoodie, snoo type thing, and an electric bike are standard uniform at this point.

I’m hearing a lot of that on the radio.

I’ve been hearing a lot of straight up adverts about WhatsApp recently, which I found interesting.

In British slang if you fart we sometimes say you Trump, or Trumpet. Can we refer to Trumps posts and speeches as Trumpets?

Why’s that?

I believe that was what they were going for.

Yeah. If I think the person isn’t being a dick I apologise.

Line must always go brrrrr.

I dunno if this counts, but I am excited for the Coronation Street/Emmerdale collaboration. Even though I hate both.

Briefcase wanker.

I really don’t get how this is allowed.

But who will do all the work?

A couch is for life, not just for Christmas.

It might be just a story, but I’ve read several times about someone telling someone speaking Welsh in Wales “we speak English here”.

Does that mean that Microsoft shares are gonna crash?

I’m 38, male, chubby, can’t grow a beard for shit.

Raisins are wank. You’re “a goddess among mortals”.

Maccies thanks you for your service.

Fuck off cunt it’s Maccies, not Maccas.

Which kind of southern style sweet tea? I’m not a lover of tea, but I’d give it a go if it’s the ice cold kind.