If I had to attend events off the clock, my union president would eat nails and spit rust.

As they got more and more out there on pre-MAGA conservative media, the unhinged hits just kept on coming. But probably the most unhinged was their belief that “90 percent of Black males are in a gang.” Sad.

I feel so owned.

It’s a completely unregulated, wild west industry. No credentialing, no education required. Any idiot can put up a web page and call themselves a life coach.

Extreme Life Coaching

I have. They didn’t taste like much.

And yet they call the left “anti-Semitic?” And thanks to the media, they get away with it.

Everybody’s holy book says everyone else’s holy book is ballocks. I submit to you that this provides excellent anecdotal evidence that all of them are ballocks.

I’m in California. If you feel the need for a defensive weapon, the most you can get away with is a plain, wooden cane from a drugstore. Even then, if a cop thinks you don’t need that cane, you’ll get the shit beat out of you and the stick taken away.

Ask me how I know.

The crash was always a built-in undocumented feature of the bubble.

Have fun, Bro! I’m sure you can lay down some sick beats while you chop sugar cane.

Leopards: Nom Nom!

Yeah, well, that POS won’t end up working three jobs, like the lower-rung people who are affected by this.

It seems there are different levels of leopards eating face.

Red State America got exactly what their Messiah said he’d do. And the leopards nom-nom at a 24/7 face buffet.

“Ignore the DeepAI logo! Believe Mr. Trump!”

No. R3v0luti0n is impossible in a postindustrial society.

Is a total ban on diabetes medicine on the way? This is an effort to kill anyone who isn’t young and fit.

“But we’s voting for him again! He done made sure people pee and poo in the bathroom Jesus intended!”

Bullshit. They’ll all vote bright red, every time.

In the states anyway, our sense of community has almost vanished. Rather than concerning ourselves with improving society, we have become a nation of de facto sovereign citizens, all of us competing with everyone else.

Even common courtesy has gone down the shitter. On the roads, at retail establishments, everything is a fight. Shove your way past everyone or you’re weak.