Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Ren & Stimpy

I stopped believing around 9 or 10 but started believing again when I became Santa for my family.

The person writing it had some personal and medical problems. I wish I could help him out because he brought me to the fediverse.

Because Kbin isn’t around anymore

I used to work for a big data company that tracked shares to various social networks and the frequency with which people share porn to LinkedIn was remarkably high.

If that’s the case then it will just be the class war heating up because one side finally started fighting back.

It’s one thing to mock it on pseudonymous platforms like Reddit and the fediverse.

It’s another to do it somewhere linked to your real name and job like LinkedIn.

People really hate insurance companies.

In the words of the next post on my feed: Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew

“I didn’t have my pills today. Can you explain that to my staffer? They’ll make a note of it.”

“So it’s like a filter on the tubes?” - Our legislators

Yeah, if you still want a state you’re not an anarchist. And also if you believe a state either prevents violence or that people can’t behave themselves without one.

I consider myself a libertarian socialist at the moment.

I believe you mean anarchist when you say “libertarian socialist.”

The invention of Money almost seems an inevitable consequence from one perspective.

That really depends on what you mean by money and how it’s used in the economy. David Graeber wrote a really great book covering this called “Debt: The First 5,000 Years” that I highly recommend.

If you think about it every company is a tiny planned economy with all the power held by a few people, too.

Some of them even make brainwashing propaganda for their employees to think that sacrificing themselves to the company is glorious.

Subnautica is so immersive I’d find myself holding my breath if I was running low on oxygen as if it would help.

Totally. And have a microwave with programmable settings. And make an induction cooktop with <1 second pulse width modulation and probe thermometers. A dishwasher with a detergent dispenser. Open source the plans, build them without plastic parts that break and fall off.

And bring back that awesome Sunbeam toaster.

If I had millions I’d buy some land and build a space for artists and musicians to come and hang out and make things.

If I had billions I’d disrupt the appliance industry because I can’t find any decent appliances.

CEO must be the easiest job in the world because so many of those fuckers have more than one.

Let’s hope it happens when you’re really old and are starting to lose your mental faculties so you end up living on the street.

It’ll be like the ancap version of a Christmas Carol but even funnier.

Ah, so if you’re stupid enough you deserve to get swindled. Got it.

And if someone smarter than you swindled you I bet you’d be like “You got me! No harm, bro.”

Also, it’s a statistical truth 54% of Americans read below a sixth grade level, regardless of who I associate with.