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Gonna put it in the spicy light box

I didn’t think it was weird but when I put lox on my bagel one of my coworkers gagged and asked “ugh how can you eat fish for breakfast?”

Which is rich considering her people invented scrapple.

Especially when the first thing you do is get a case to protect the cameras and make the phone sit level on a table

I don’t understand why they need the have the lenses in a bump. Just make the phone a bit thicker with a bigger battery

So he needed a massive AI to replicate the yahoo.com landing page from 1997.

I bet if OP went looking for retail e-ink and reverse engineered it into an e-reader they’d find a better price point and a wonderful hobby.

MOM! Phineas and Ferb helped the Ukrainians build an army of drones and smuggle them into Russia in mobile shacks!

Yeah, I remember watching scrambled TV for hours waiting for the few brief seconds it came in clear.

It only happened twice but it is also seared into my brain.

First one I used was a Commodore 64.

First home computer was an original Macintosh.

First one I bought for myself was a Performa 6290.

Technoblade.

I’d watched him with my kids for years. He’s an amazing player and a really smart guy. I got my kid a leather bound copy of “The Art of War” because of the Potato Wars. Our shared love of video games, especially Minecraft, kept me involved with them during a pretty bad divorce.

So when they came to me, tears in their eyes, I wept as well. Because he was a connection to my children. And I wept for Technodad, as any other father would.

Congrats on 20 mill, Techno. May you never die.

A manual coffee grinder from about 1910.

I figure I need it because if the electric’s broke I’ll need coffee to fix it.

Just a reminder: Musk wanted the Mars version of these done by next year for the transfer window.

Interesting that it seems to follow the beer/wine divide

VaaS the Stampede

How can it prevent crime if it’s only used after a crime has been committed?

Unless they’re doing pre crime now

I’ve been voting in every election and primary for the last 25 years.

When will it start to effect change?

You make this point like there’s any other option.

I would love to not have to vote for a Democrat.

But I have to, because we are all doomed.

I always said Israel has big “go back to where you came from” energy.

To paraphrase a Jewish friend from high school: The true victory over antisemitism will be when Jews can live anywhere without fear, not when there’s a place only for us.

Discord is terrible for this.

“Saudi Arabia has big _____ ambitions. They could come at the cost of human rights.”

Fill in the blank with whatever you want: Oil, skyscrapers, a big fuck off line city in the desert, AI, a space program