Getting divorced and married. (The second time)

If I want coffee in the morning I just fill my French press the night before with cold water.

And they’ve made drip coffee makers with timers for decades. No WiFi needed.

I already do that crap all day at work. The last thing I want to do is do it to my coffee maker or something.

And luxury car parts, which are more often than not from ordinary cars.

My VW is running Bugatti parts, for example.

It’s like selling special gold shovels during a gold rush that are better at shoveling gold.

When is the next conjunction of planets that enabled the Voyager missions happening and are we preparing for it?

Yeah, but I’d think k YouTube would rather people post there first (or exclusively) than to have their competitor’s logo in every video

So many of the shorts I’ve seen are repackaged Tik Tok that it makes sense for YT not to encourage publishing on a competitor first.

I’ve had roast peafowl and I don’t get the appeal beyond it being exotic. Turkey is far tastier

I like their attitude.

I’ve seen worse examples of government software handling sensitive information.

Save vegetable trimmings in a freezer bag to make vegetable broth.

As well he should

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Ron Swanson would hate this. But Nick Offerman would approve.

(If he’s not a bootlicker.)

Phone companies already decide who owns a phone line.

They’re utilities.

That’s how utilities work.

“Sorry, no email for your octogenarian Senator. TrumpID is down”

A thousand bucks here or there won’t make a difference to them.

This is really about getting a thousand bucks. Fuckin JG Wentworth shit

Go ahead and ban the people who are literally running the infrastructure they’re using

Will the sysadmins in Congress need to verify their age to use a server?

It feels like a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington display would solve this.

Just bring everything that has an operating system in it into the room. Cars, boats, planes, construction equipment, tractors, factories, knock off game consoles, literally every server on the internet.

Show them the ridiculousness of this and maybe we’ll get dragged out by police and charged with contempt of congress