Semi-Hemi-Demigod

This is your reminder that national polling doesn’t matter, and that you can win the presidency with roughly 20,000 votes

Like what happened to that dude from Metallica’s “One”

John Oliver showed me they’ll probably just call in a vet.

Maybe get some farmer with castration bands.

I’m less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they’ll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

I don’t have any resources but my Volvo has a long, low hood and a heavily padded engine cover

We can’t have pop-up headlights because of pedestrian safety, but you can buy a 5,000 pound vehicle that does 0-60 in three seconds and has a hood level with most people’s heads because that’s totally safe for pedestrians.

Nah, you’re not worth it.

Real smart of you to change what we’re talking about in the reply. That’s a classic move to make yourself seem like you made a point.

Fascist regimes don’t last long because they all eventually turn their violence inward. They breed the sort of mistrust and lack of questioning that don’t make them effective societies.

Seeing as most of the country isn’t right-wing

Are you talking population or land area? Because only one of those matters and it’s not population.

For a moment Rodney King’s beating changed everyting, too.

The USA is a racist country. It was founded on racism, built with racism, and now thrives on racism. That’s never gonna change, and it deserves to perish in fire.

There’s no need to create division between me and the Democrats. There’s already plenty of it. I hate that I have to vote for them but we have a shitty system written by racist slaveholders so here we are.

Never trust someone from York County.

I would like to primary him. Not because I think I’d win - I definitely wouldn’t - but because I want to ask him what the fuck happened to him. Like, dude, you used to be cool.

You know what, being a dev myself that’s something I’ll try as a hobby project. We’ll see how it work out.

That’s what heroes do

Just write a bash script to loop over them.

Managers realized that the nerds’ autism could be exploited for profit

I could see it being useful if it was an accessory to your phone. Not having to dig my phone out of my pocket to take a picture of something to look it up, or having a push-to-talk badge or pendant would make it more convenient, especially for folks like me who don’t wear watches. And with Bluetooth it would have decent battery life.

But the damn thing can’t even set a timer.

The fact that we only have those options is what’s going to depress turnout enough to let Trump win on a technicality again.

Shithole country.

I know enough history to be used to not being able to vote not to kill children.