If you are right I will donate $25 worth of Monopolowa to my stomach.

Edit: convicted lol I donated the Monopolowa anyway skål or should I say dzięki or would it be prost fuck it cheers!

Poor little broke Donny no dough nary a dollar in sight he gonna cry into his my pillow tonight.

“You know, one day it would be nice if Ted Cruz gave me a handy for a change” - Lauren Boebert probably

Oh no, no hate here. It’s smart thinking to have a secondary skill set.

Oh no, how embarrassing for him. He is a stable genius though so it shouldn’t be too hard for him to figure something out.

I have a feeling my 16-year-old blind deaf Irish Terrier could outmaneuver the brain trust that is Lauren “Handjobber” Boebert.

This is the ticket here. They have had 4 years to build on their last attempt.

Supporting rapists is an expensive endeavor and Chubb is just the company to finance it.

He was also a mayor, I forgot that part. Navy seal, mayor, and a governor. Think of all the conspiracies he will blow wide open. Someone call June and Michael shits about to get real.

But he was a governor and a navy seal lol

Please please please please please please please pick Jesse Ventura. I would be ever so grateful if that were to come true.

Don’t like it? Fuck you. Your greed is unconscionable and your hoarding of wealth is amoral and disgusting. In conclusion, fuck you.

He should have asked her why her party tanked their own bill. Is it because they don’t really care about immigration and are dragging that poor girl’s name around while doing absolutely nothing to fix the problem or is Greene just a stupid cunt? Maybe both? IDK I think it’s time the left stops being nice and starts pushing the right’s hypocrisy back in their face loudly and publicly.

A bag of dicks?

I wrote a long letter for the Snitch site last time it was posted informing them of the insidiousness of that no-pants-wearing pervert Winnie the Pooh and how much I disagreed with it being available in the school library.

You know what? I heard Biden has people write his speeches! OMG, guys, that must mean he is super old.

How is this news? Old man uses note cards more at 11.

Lol, who the fuck cares?

He is so old he used to sniff Betsy Ross’s hair inappropriately.

Edit: He is so old he used to hug Alice Roosevelt for too long.

He is so old he groped Martha Washington.

Who shares a compact with the devil? Buy your own makeup. Oh maybe the devil is in the compact, I get it now. Makeup is the devil, making those women so damn sexy and leading those fine upstanding men down that thorny path of sin.