Hulu hasn’t been recording NBC shows for 3 weeks now.

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

McGruff proving, once again, that all cops are bastards.

It was called the education system, and Republicans have been dismantling it slowly for decades because it sees through their bullshit.

Every system is susceptible to the same corruption we’re dealing with now.

A working system starts with transparency. Any system that allows back-room deals, preferential treatment to a subgroup, etc. will eventually lead to a Trump-like demagogue looking to be the king of it all.

By “eliminate poverty” he means killing all the poor people with his robot army.

Everything a cop or judge does should be on camera.

What a great reminder that the current administration is full of pedophiles covering for other pedophiles.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

Allow me to introduce you to Phoenix Jones

You must be QA.

No, I mean Bortus

Remember when Bortus had the holodeck addiction?

Kinda like that.

I find that highly unlikely.

Is there EVER a time when Republicans AREN’T thinking about the dicks of children??

You’re confusing “fake” with “imaginary”.

If it smells fishy, it’s a queef not a fart.

I thought you were going to suggest cutting in half and Counting the rings.

They’re boycotting Pringles as an evil trap created by the democrats to trap their hands in the cans so they can’t vote.

Any politician who can hold their breath under lava for more than 60 seconds can then submit the proper paperwork to begin collecting signatures to get their names added to the primary ballots.