There is a clear breach of the social contract between the state and the citizens. The consent of the governed should have been withdrawn decades ago.

I don’t understand. Did they try to buy Lemmy?

Ah, yes. Let’s not ever forget.

My fellow men and I are genetically evil from having a Y chromosome.

Por supuesto y con gusto.

The only reasonable stance in 2026 is any government entity is just as much of a threat to an individual’s well-being and livelihood as a criminal organization.

No one should be spying on you. Not the CCP. Not the US NSA/CIA, not Mossad, not anyone.

Don’t forget to add the -v to see the apocalypse unfold in real-time!

Alabado sea El Omnissiah.

• El Señor Archmagos Miguelito Malparido Hijo de Puta VII

Which means you’re early… or I’m late.

Boil Up Some Mt. Dew, It’s Gonna Be A Long Night

I can neither confirm nor deny that @RustyShackleford@piefed.social is man of taste.

Time is a flat circle.

So they call their middle managers “POs”

A. k. a., “Pieces Of shit”.)

Nah. It’s underlying assumptions are wrong.

This meme is ass.

Personally, I love that series. I guess whoever made this meme thinks people who watch the show are trying to implement their code examples in production.

Who tf is Bob Martin?

~I know I can just search for him, but I don’t want to go down a rabbit hole on the internet.~

The poor nice ones get beaten by the naughty rich ones.

My wife has more dense layers than convolutional layers nowadays, but father time comes for us all, amirite?

@Cowbee@lemmy.ml out here getting smoked on the regular 😅🤣

$ ./clears_throat.sh

The engine doesn’t suck. I do. I suck.

“Why not write Assembly then?”

Oh, here comes the genius motherfucker with the big-brain counterargument: “Well, if HTML’s so great, why not just write everything in Assembly, huh?”. Wow, look at you, you clever little prick. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Writing web pages in Assembly is like using a fucking scalpel to slice your overcooked steak: sure, it’ll get the job done, but you’re gonna look like a complete asshole while you’re at it. HTML just works, you absolute tool. It’s been the backbone of the web since Al Gore flipped the switch, and it’ll still be here long after your trendy framework is rotting in a GitHub graveyard. So take your smartass logic and shove it. HTML’s king, and you’re just a peasant with a keyboard.

🤣

Just fucking use HTML.

Helix, ftw.