So, did he?

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🎶

3 weeks later:

“Your honour, it was the ping!”

Thanks, I hate it.

HOW DiD I noT ThInk of THaT?

Wow, it was that easy!

They should kiss.

Good news, everyone! We’ve finally built the Torment Nexus from the famous book Don’t Build the Torment Nexus.

Ancient meme. Handle with caution

🎉 Exciting news!

Oh God, no!

Same. The temptation is strong but I don’t know if it’ll be worth the time and effort when Xfce already works fine for me.

Every single US government has been doing this exact same thing.

So… both sides are evil?

OK doomer.

Thanks for noticing!

Yeah, finding the right prompt is hard work that requires years of training 🤡

A red spy is in the base! 🚨

Question: are we all being forced into this shitty cashless situation in order to ease the hunt for criminals?

No, we are being forced into it because we live in a technobro world where it is imperative we shove whatever buzzword is trendy at the moment into every part of our lives (aka solutions in search of a problem). Criminals are going to keep doing crime, mass surveillance or not.

Just you wait for AI powered laundromats.

Does it need to be real intelligence in order to have a conversation with it?

Behold, AI!

Text prediction != Intelligence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room

But at least it had nudes.