A baby polar bear trundles up to its father and says, “hey dad, am I 100% pure polar bear?” His father replies, “I’m busy hunting seals. Go ask your mother.” The baby bear then trundles over and asks his mom, “hey mom, am I 100% pure polar bear?” The mother answers “Wow that’s an interesting question. So…your father and I are both 100% pure polar bear. My mother and father were 100% pure polar bear and your father’s parents were 100% pure polar bear. So that means that you are 100% pure polar bear. Why do you ask?” And the baby polar bear answered “Because I’m fucking freezing!”

I still can’t get over the fact that this shit-tier band even tries to sell $500 tickets!

Not when it’s on you and you’re running and screaming and fanning the flames

plain gasoline works well with styrofoam too. Add pieces until they kinda stop instantly dissolving and you have reached a very effective stopping point

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I dremeled (with the emory wheel) the four sharp corners on my MacBook Air. Sharp and annoying before. Nicely rounded and smooth now.

My dad told me long ago when I was in high school, and I quote, “You are the most cold, calculating person I know” and that still makes me smile when I think about it.

Zombie Survival Guide

I still think a fox is manageable. Cat software running on dog hardware seems…interesting

Yeah but if they turned on you that would be fucking horrific

I couldn’t afford to feed a Liger

Never. It’s Temper-pedic foam.

First time I heard Primus I could not understand what TF Les Claypool’s voice was all about. But they ended up shredding and had one of the finest drummers to ever sit at a kit.

Early 80’s Subaru sedan with a manual. On a cross country trip with my dad when we moved from the West Coast to Massachusetts. Good times…except hitting a turtle somewhere in Penn.

This human is an offering from us to you. To best appreciate it you should eat it, slowly, from the feet up. The sounds it will make as you are doing this is it’s joy at being consumed by wondrous beings such as yourselves

Except for the one person on the ground, the only people harmed in the Hindenburg disaster were the ones on board. If you’re not “on board” when the AI bubbles pops and burns I expect you will not be hurt as much as those blindly taking that ride.

Conservative “news” …FTFY

Sounds like the very definition of tyranny.