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I bought the kit through Amazon on sale. I used a fake name and a throw-away email address through a VPN when making the 23&me account and when accessing the results.

Fight Club, Amélie, The Crow (original), To Live and Die in LA

“But Sir, it is wafer-thin.” “Fuck Off, I couldn’t eat another bite”

then a human worker inside will fetch the item off the shelf for you

Soon enough that robot will complete that whole transaction and the humans will not be needed

I guess I am starting to be okay with “leaning in” and taking advantage off my “old guy” (false) technical ineptitude and will just pretend to shuffle up to a store employee and ask them to open those cabinets for me

…except for the prayer and fasting parts.

Give them an award saying “Yay, you won capitalism!” then force them to retire and enjoy the rest of their life without ruining any more people’s lives.

hit me with your breakup hammer…

hard

I don’t need 50 years but 50 days (before recharging) would be cool