There isnt. This latest generation of teens/young adults like to dress up like some anime hussy maid and run arch linux with full RBG and a plushie they probably fuck

Put it in a clear case!!

Maybe it has something to do with being retrained/finetuned on conversations its having

Hasnt apple crashed and burned yet. Why are so many shiny hunting round edged magpies still sucking apples pecker

Keyboards are a bundle item. Rarely buy keyboards except people in offices who want a wireless.m+k combo or foreign layout. Desktops always arrive with a keyboard. Every IT dept I ever worked in has piles of them surplus