The amounts of copium that Windows users are willing to swallow to avoid changing are reaching stratospheric levels. Inertia is one hell of a drug.

“To err is human, but it takes a computer to really fuck things up”

First time using Microsoft products, is it?

Mr. T.

Save Ferris’ cover of Come On Eileen, by Dexy’s Midnight Runners.

Bye then. Best of luck out there, friend.

A one time pad, I think it called.

That’s how it was done in the old days to save a few cycles in Z80 assembly. XOR A instead of LD A, 0.

Farscape also had a whole made up vocabulary like “frell” and “dren”.

apt remove snapd

Teams is kind of awesome of what you want to do is exchange emojis and funny gifs with your co-workers. Not so much if you want to work.

I miss the days when applications were coded like applications, not like web sites. The ammount of clutter that goes behind the scenes to get a simple OK button on screen these days must be mind numbing.

Copy+paste is still a pain in the ass in Microsoft Teams. Why don’t you work on that instead?

Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

That’s not a lie, that’s standard operating procedure.

It’s… It’s well within limits. Sustaining sequence.

Oh. Oh dear.

Isn’t this it?

Fistbump

TIL Airplane! is a parody.

Nah, I live in a country with mandatory vaccination for kids, so you’re on your own on this one.

Finally!