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All that and a bag of chimps.


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I don’t actually think that you need to fake like you care about people. That is disingenuous. You can set time limits on how long you are willing to socialize. Let people know that you can come to their event but you need to leave by a certain time and stick to it. Leave when you promised yourself that you would, be that kind of friend to you. It’s okay to be a “mysterious” person and limit your social life. If you want to come off as a nice person you just need to be that person. That doesn’t mean that you should be a social person just be the person that you want to be for the allotted time. You tell yourself that you are only going to go for an hour and you really only need to be “that person” for an hour, you can do this. It takes a lot of practice, actually it’s all practice, but as you settle into who you really are it just becomes who you are.


Leaf blower. They are loud and the “breath” coming from them is pretty awesome.


Zuckerberg budget saver monster pops, cherry pineapple frozen treats.


I have low numbers and it is a non-issue for me… NO STI!


I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.


Go brush your teeth!


I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!


I think that it is exactly the same as before you were born.


To tell the age of any horse Inspect the lower jaw of course; The six front teeth the tale will tell, And every doubt and fear dispel.
Two middle nippers you behold Before the colt is two weeks old; Before eight weeks two more will come Eight months: the corners cut the gum.
At two the middle “Nippers” drop: At three the second pair can’t stop; When four years old the third pair goes, At five a full new set he shows.
The deep black spots will pass from view At six years from the middle two; The second pair at seven years; At eight the spot each corner clears.
From the middle “Nippers” upper jaw At nine the black spots will withdraw. The second pair at ten are bright; Eleven finds the corners light.
As time goes on the horsemen know The oval teeth three-sided grow; Then longer get - project before - Till twenty, when they know no more."


When the dog makes the barf noise.


How many up downs of my flip flop.


When my late husband said, “why you syphilitic son of a bitch” I knew that he was really angry at someone and if he said “rats in a dishpan” then something just went haywire. He passed away 30 years ago now and I have never heard another person say those things.
He, she, it, I, we, you, they.


A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.


You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.


You are a very kind and sensitive person.
Calzone is sandwich?