I mean on the plus side. If he does get elected again than we could cleanse the tree of liberty with him.

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Good Lord. Yeah I mean, that doesn’t sound super believable. 14 year old going through with what their parents want? Nah. He fuckin diddled that kid.

Can you copy paste it. I’m pay walled.

I can’t help with the middle days but I have a trick for Friday. Look for something the entire week that can be pushed, for a semi valid reason, to Friday afternoon/evening. Preferably something that’s easy but takes a lot of waiting. That way when someone tries to drop some shit on you last minute you can say " sorry boss I’m already scheduled for x or y priority task, it’ll have to wait until Monday " it doesn’t always work, especially if your boss is a fucking Slave Driver. But it has saved me a few times.

Right now I have a ticket scheduled for around 3:30 that should keep me “busy” until 5.

It helps if you have a southern accent while you say it. " oh so you just wanna give the state more power huh? You want em to have a say in our damn RELIGION?! Your the commie friend ".

It honestly worries me how many people roll their eyes when you say this. When it’s blatantly fucking obvious. Where are all the patriots to scream " THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IS THERE FOR A FUCKIN REASON"

Lol, I thought it was kinda fucked in a funny way how almost all of them had a hot chick front an center. Then I got to the end and saw meteor. Straight up tits taking up half the ad, how was this a public ad lol?

My only problem with Indian food. Whenever I try a restaurants it’s shit. But when my coworkers would bring in a feast on Diwali, it was my favorite time of year.

I can’t find any restaurants that taste even similar to their home cooked meals.

The Oregon for anyone interested https://xkcd.com/356/

P.S. I had to look at someone stretching their butthole open with both hands for this, your welcome.