Ya she would wear fedoras and top hats and mismatched shoes and stuff. I considered the cloak a support cloak because I hadn’t seen her wear it.
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Yes in high school I had a clingy ex that decided to plan all of our relationship out. In a year we would have sex for the first time, our first kid would be named Adelaide (???), we would get married just after high school, and at no point do we ever leave each others sides. Brilliant.
I go away for a week on a family vacation and come back to my MSN FULL of messages wishing I was back. That vacation gave me time to realize I felt like I was suffocating. Told her I think we should split and she spent the next two weeks sobbing in class. She even brought her support cloak and top hat to math class.
All her friends called me a dick and gave me dirty looks. She made YouTube videos sobbing while playing guitar and had a video slideshow of some pictures of us while playing. Her mom called me to tell me off for breaking up with her because now she’s failing her science exam.
She finally starts dating another guy who happens to dress like me and resemble me (same hair style and facial features). They don’t last more than 2 weeks and then she dates another guy who looks even more like me. He finds her crazy and then him and I become friends over a shared crazy ex. I wonder what he’s doing rn.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•Why Denmark is dumping Microsoft Office and Windows for LibreOffice and LinuxEnglish221·23 days agoI teach boomers how to use SharePoint. Last week Microsoft updated office.com to be 95% copilot. The only way to find “All Apps” (word, SharePoint, PowerPoint, excel, etc.) is to find the tiny little “apps” button all the way at the bottom of the screen.
Everything else is copilot. Everyone is confused and my job just got 100% harder.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's your secret place to escape the world for a bit like?3·25 days agoI love the Netherlands. Lots of greenery, lots of quiet places.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•How the US is turning into a mass techno-surveillance stateEnglish52·27 days agoRemoved by mod
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PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•Gumroad Founder Sahil Lavingia Reveals He Was Let Go from DOGE as Software Engineer for the Department of Veterans Affairs After Just 55 DaysEnglish61·1 month agoMy French wife can’t take ChatGPT seriously because of this lmao
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Who is the more idiotic? The idiot, or the one who spends precious time yelling at the idiot for behaving idiotically?4·1 month agoI heard “don’t argue with a pigeon, they will shit all over the place and play chess” and those words cut deep.
Me, an XPlane boi. Quietly flying with my Lua scripts.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the USEnglish55·1 month agoYou’re right. There’s absolutely no evidence of Trump being not of sound mind.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Things you don't find: Married bachelors, perpetual motion machines, or this...2·1 month agoGreat minds think alike
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Things you don't find: Married bachelors, perpetual motion machines, or this...7·1 month agoNow this is podracing
Reign of Kings, a medieval online PvE survival game had a bug where the 360 rotation camera could be used in 3rd person mode to look inside of walls of other players. You could even access their chests if they built them against the wall (which they all did).
This meant that you could loot everyone’s bases without even breaking in. The game went through several major updates with this bug still in place. My brother and I used it extensively.
One day there is a major update and the release notes mention about how they have now finally fixed the “glitch where players items disappear from chests when placed near walls”.
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.
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PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•Google restores Nextcloud user’s file access on AndroidEnglish3·2 months agoFor me it’s because Nextcloud also has a mobile app and it’s easy to transfer files between my iPhone and my server and other computers.
I can even create public folders easily so I can share data with people I give the link to.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•Google restores Nextcloud user’s file access on AndroidEnglish8·2 months agoI’ve been self hosting Nextcloud for over a year now. Fantastic. It’s like OneDrive. Syncs all my files on my computers so I’ve got multiple backups on different machines with one central location (the server running Nextcloud).
Tons of plugins and documentation, so any errors you may have are easily fixed. Haven’t had it mess up on me once. It just works.
I had a dream I was within the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. My skin vaporized and it felt very cold for a very split second then it felt like all of my body just split apart and went everywhere all at once. Too quick to hurt.
I became sand and my awareness was everywhere in a pile. I had no bodily awareness and nothing felt like anything. I just felt an odd sense of calm and coziness. Time went on maybe but sand just shifted and moved. Peaceful and weird.
I woke up feeling weirded out.
To Americans, tits may be considered porn. To a good chunk of the rest of the world, it’s not as pornographic.