But on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day.

Seeing as his supporters believe they’re destined to spend eternity in flames, unless a man in a robe puts water on their heads, because a rib woman was once convinced by a talking snake to eat magical fruit, I’m thinking no.

People can already bring 20 joints into a school if they want to. Has Ron looked at other states that have legalized it and observed schools bursting at the seems with pot?

prevalent odor of cannabis that he says would result from the reform

Oh no! Another smell to go along with car exhaust and low tide!

This guy is an ass, but part of me does feel bad that he grew up in a world where he was conditioned to suppress what he’s probably been feeling his entire life.

“Tegridy Tears”