Gene Gene Death Machine

Uh, it’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, Super Bowl… Don’t sleep on the Super Bowl

What an hole

Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”

Model B1D3N is working as designed

You can’t dock with girls, duh

People like him are exactly why we need voter id laws

That wasn’t even a jet, it was just him in a hang glider with no pants on after his daily order of six McChickens, four big macs, three royales with cheese, forty mcnuggets, and a strawberry sundae

It does have some very unique features, like if you submit a print job that is larger than fifteen pages it goes on strike

Every headline I see about this gets more watered down

“Greta forced to use bathroom that hadn’t been cleaned in 6 hours, handed towel made in Israel to dry her face”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure they were pricks to her, but I just saw three stories in a row, one that she had been beaten, one that she had be dragged by her hair, and now this one saying that her cell was dirty and she had to hold flags…

Bought a coke at a little corner store in Beijing. Asked for a straw. They brought a watermelon.

Can’t you install graphene on Pixel 6 and later?

Mmmm head cheese

Don’t be something or other, hey check out this week’s doodle!

bUt He WaVeD a FlAg!1!!

Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film

Just vultures, cranes, geese, ducks, kites, swans, condors…

I assume they have designed these in a way that doesn’t adversely impact migratory birds

Stenchy winchies

Wdym by that last part?