I wish you were wrong, but I know you’re not.

When my mother died, I couldn’t even donate her new and expensive insulin pump. Somebody needed to make money, it certainly wasn’t me or the diabetic who might not have to buy one. I just wanted someone to have it who needed it and I didn’t need the money. Somebody always needs to get paid, and somebody always needs to pay and jump through hoops.

He really needs to buy some eyebrows.

You should also shave all of your body hair. Without eyebrows you may look like Mark Zuckerberg. Who wouldn’t want that?

To be fair, there was one time when somebody else shit my pants.

He may also want to smuggle things up there. Prison wallet is what they call it.

They also call them pocket rockets.