An IBM AS/400 has entered the chat.

My asshole puckered every time we had to reboot that sucker.

Me!

I’ll never understand Spotify. If it’s such a pain in the ass why do people use it? Napster was big when I was in high school so if I find a song I like, I go download it. Sometimes it’s piracy. Sometimes it’s a legitimate purchase. Whichever is easiest.

Done. The end. It’s mine forever.

As far as discoverability goes it helps that there have been no new music releases in the past couple of decades that I care about.

Yeah it’s a typo. I posted this late.

RCT made my night classes in 2003 tolerable.

Yep. And the filter is as clean as the day it was installed.

Who wants food chunks flying around the dishwasher?

The older I get the more I tend to favor anarchy. It seems preferable to the current system.

Bronson Brosnan, Moore and Connery are my Bond trifecta.

I lost interest after Brosnan Brosnan and haven’t seen another Bond film since Die Another Day in 2002. I’m cool with it.

I can agree that part 3 might be the best one as an adult, but as a child that flying DeLorean and hoverboard was the shit in part 2 even though it did have a darker tone.

Oh man! Pilot here.

And we thought Reagan fucked up!

I’m no economist but the academic model of capitalism works just fine. The problem is when you have moral and ethical failings while legislating off the guardrails that keep things fair and people honest.

There’s nothing wrong with capitalism. It’s us.

We’re the problem.

I can hear this picture.

My wife and I 100% Super Mario Wonder while stoned off our asses.

Good times!

Oh privacy died in the United States decades ago.

Nobody cares because we’re all fat, happy and comfortable.

Once rights are taken, violence is the only way to get them back. History is a wonderful teacher.

The day the vehicle I paid for doesn’t work because a goddamn sensor thinks I’m not fit to drive is the day I break my foot off in someone’s ass.

Fuck this dystopian shit show we’re creating for ourselves.

Vote better.

Fuck 'em.

If I can touch it, I can own it.

My anxiety and avoidant personality disorder keep me from having to urge to volunteer.

People make me tired.

Gran Torino

I really should dig out my old 3DS XL. I left lots of unfinished games on that flash cart.

I had zero things in common with my high school classmates. Even before cell phones were ubiquitous, I saw all of them as reckless and incompetent. I identified more with the teachers. They seemed normal and level headed for the most part.