The service with zero 9s. Why does anyone pay for it? I’ve been trying to persuade us to go back to bitbucket at work
Scottish loon sometimes in Caithness, usually in Edinburgh. Likes rugby, F1, reading, cooking, and irn bru
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Olap@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•How AI may drive union-resistant tech workers to the bargaining tableEnglish
2·3 个月前For those in the UK: Prospect
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Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI could reportedly run out of cash by mid-2027 — analyst paints grim picture after examining the company's financesEnglish
10·3 个月前Yet still hallucinates mass bullshit and can’t count, can’t architect, and can’t write a decent test
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Technology@lemmy.world•Almost Half of US Data Centers That Were Supposed to Open This Year Slated to Be Canceled or DelayedEnglish
9·3 个月前Lol, at least half. Maybe 10% actually hooked up
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? 💻🔪
17·3 个月前An oldie and a goldie. I was taught by one of them!
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Technology@lemmy.world•U.K. Likely to Intervene in Paramount's Takeover of Warner Bros.English
115·3 个月前Reads like a shakedown by the UK government. Channel 5 may be spun out to satisfy this? Would anyone notice if it even disappeared?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Project Helix, the next XBOX console, is not expected to feature a disc driveEnglish
2·3 个月前Yup, the lesser of three evils though. I probably won’t buy any of the next gen at this stage though. Can’t see any game on the horizon being worth an upgrade
Mass Effect 5 though…
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Technology@lemmy.world•Project Helix, the next XBOX console, is not expected to feature a disc driveEnglish
133·3 个月前And yet, I still won’t buy a console without a drive. MS and Sony can fuck off if they think I’ll buy a console from them without a disc drive. I’d much sooner buy from Gabe, who is a DRM whore, but at least has open hardware
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Technology@lemmy.world•Project Helix, the next XBOX console, is not expected to feature a disc driveEnglish
33·3 个月前Anti-trust when? Clearly collaboration at this stage
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Technology@lemmy.world•Building an Open-Source Robot Vacuum — Meet OOMWOOEnglish
1·3 个月前Or even a zero 2w
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Technology@lemmy.world•Sony Just Killed Discs: Physical Disc Production to End January 2028 for New Games Releasing on PlayStation ConsolesEnglish
411·3 个月前Just staggeringly anti-consumer. I guess this will be my last console generation then, I refuse to not have a disc drive and no second hand market
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Technology@lemmy.world•Rockstar faces legal setback as UK tribunal allows its fired workers to bring every one of their union busting allegations to trial | The trial date for Rockstar's firings dispute is now set for Sept…English
41·4 个月前Where they will barely get a rounding error for a fine. I wonder how much they have offered them to settle already?
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Europe@feddit.org•Zelenskyy Urges UK, France, and Germany to Build European Alternative to US Patriot SystemEnglish
201·4 个月前Long overdue. I’d make it a railgun
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Xbox CEO overhauls leadership amid sinking sales: 'We need to evolve how we work'English
271·5 个月前Look at those appointments. Not a gamer in the lot of them. Enshittification will continue
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•War Is Hell. But Is it Good for the Economy?English
14·7 个月前Don’t forget rule #35 then too
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Star Trek: Starfleet Academy actor Karim Diané decides to do their AMA on Lemmy!English
137·8 个月前Our first big lemmy AMA for sure. Must be a few Mastodon ones conducted but anyway, great to see Karim Diané here!
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Europe@feddit.org•Britain’s High Court says government acted illegally in outlawing protest group Palestine ActionEnglish
421·8 个月前The fact the government intend to appeal should be enough for Starmer to go imo. He was a human rights lawyer himself ffs!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft’s $440 billion wipeout, and investors angry about OpenAI’s debt, explainedEnglish
1·8 个月前Not going to happen unfortunately. There have been so many challengers that have failed to usurp. And the bundling and ecosystem with sharepoint is a) exceptionally useful amd b) anticompetitive. It will take a serious legal case to dislodge excel


Ooft, commiserations. Don’t let them steal your Jenkins too! He has served faithfully for 30 years, and will serve for easily 30 more if you give him a chance. And artifact storage!