I’m about to blow your mind: the answers to most of your questions can be found in the article in less time than it would have taken to write them

https://lemmy.world/c/insanepeoplefacebook is similarly adjacent

My question exactly

Lmfao

Gross

Fade down

The Florida Highway Patrol caught Brevard County Deputy of the Year Michael Fultz riding his motorcycle 111 mph while off duty in February but did not arrest him under Florida’s ‘Super Speeder’ law, News 6 has learned.

Instead, the FHP trooper issued Fultz a civil traffic citation for exceeding the posted speed limit by 9 mph, records show.

“I’m not going to take you to jail, Fultz,” Trooper Joshua Provencher told the deputy, according to a video recording of the traffic stop obtained by News 6. “Obviously you and I are buddies. I’m not trying to show favoritism, either.”

Looks vaguely familiar

Live transcript of my girlfriends advice:

Always put yourself first, no no

No don’t tell her that

Love yourself period

Change all that, smartass

The carbon based ones feel pain

Poor title posted a day or two ago, and quickly rephrased to be more accurate. Glad to see it posted again in a click baity way

Soft paywall

Wikipedia, for those like me who don’t know sports terms:

In baseball, sign stealing is the act of observing the signs being signaled by the opposing catcher to the pitcher or a coach, and the subsequent relaying of those signals to members of one’s own team. Signs are stolen with the intent of gaining advance knowledge of the upcoming pitch and communicating it to the batter, thereby giving them an advantage.

You’re weirdly obsessed with referencing being on your knees

Yes. This is in a major city in Colorado, we’re not a small hospital nor are we in a rural place. There’s no excuse

My hospital hovers around 100% year round. We were at 130% recently, that was bad. Very bad.

Okay bro.

Not a fan of this, nor the glaring issue not being addressed directly, but a literal child being pepper sprayed will effectively stop them. They’re not monsters, they’re not superhuman, they’re kids. Kids with guns, and very sensitive eyes and mucus membranes

Anthropic described the project as “our effort to disruptively scan all the world’s books” in an internal memo, which noted “we do not want it to be known that we are pursuing this project”.

Language by a country mile