NoIWontPickAName

Said like someone who never wanted to be a rock star

I know you did, I was just adding 1

It’s a 20 year old mystery, I kind of don’t want to solve it just for the mystique

Andrew Jackson???

You’re a bad person. ;P

I once had a Super Nintendo game involving a phoenix that I actually spent money in a pay phone calling Nintendo power over.

Still don’t know the name of that game and I’ve been trying to figure it out for 20 years.

At one point I thought it was guiding light

The first rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club.

This is a bit right?

Rule #1?

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

Why do people use hand carts, rickshaws, and wagons?

Edit: cart to carts

Me either

You’re right!!!

This might cost him the election

Yep. :(

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?