And don’t forget to floss! As soon as I learned that my gums don‘t bleed because of the metal thing, but because food between my teeth decays and that decaying decays my gums, turning it all into poop, I started to floss every second day.

Why should I avoid mouth wash though? My routine is floss - mouth wash - brushing

That fluoride and vaccines are bad for you… tbh, I only believed it for 2-3 weeks until I did my own research, but it was a frightening clarification. Didn’t believe that teacher a single word after that.

Oida?

Oida!

Oida?!

Oida…

Oida.

Oida!!

Nahman. It’s the shaft

And this is where humanity shines.

We solve things by accidents. We discover things by accident. I tell you: one day we’ll have interplanetary travel due to some accident.

My sweat is too aggressive. I’ve owned the Galaxy Fold 1 and within 7 months I’ve had smears from the dissolved non removable plastic screen protector.

If it wasn’t for that and the Apple Watch, I’d still be using it though.

And then there’s people like me, who can make an audio-visual tour in their minds, see things in color, moving pictures, hear sound, feel touch.

Took me a long time to actually focus on mundane tasks and not doing them on autopilot.

cringe on

LOL same

cringe off

Though I am unable to smell in there, my smell-Memory is spot on in when and where I smelled something, I can’t even see while doing this. But I’ve learned to trust my body to just keep me alive while… hardcore daydreaming I guess?

I have this but somehow with video? Like I can take a mental tour through an area I’ve been to. Oh, and I can feel touch in those mental tours.

My sister in law and I can do this too!

Brenn die Bude nieder… nah, aber dem Foto zufolge düft‘s sich um a Krabbenspinne handeln.

Sehr schirch, ganz leicht giftig aber ungefährlich.

Yea cuz it’s got sus in it and I ain’t gonna buy sus stuff.

Absolutely not. Only their faces

Sometimes ships get sold to another part of the world, like a Mediterranean Ship gets sold to the USA. The cabins for this one way trip are extremely cheap

I remember about 80% you tell me about you (if I’m listening) I won’t tell you what I know about you in order to not creep you out.

Linux users are just like vegans. They tell you that they are Linux users.

People who use Linux are just like people who use cast iron skillets. They tell you that they use Linux.

How do you know someone uses Linux? They tell you.

I use arch btw.

Nope. But my GF is one of the luckiest people on earth. By now she won a car, 3 holidays, a travel bag, heck we are going to holiday on ice this Sunday, we bought the ticket last year, and we picked the only spot where thommy ten and amélie van tass have a show. We got upgraded hotels multiple times for free, she even once got a graphic designer monitor for half the price due to something.

Depending where you live and your financial situation. It’s good for picking up girls at that age, or impress the boys. Don’t get one if don’t need one. Don’t get one if you can’t afford one. And if you get one, take 49cc because the insurance is cheaper.

An ex drinking buddy was drunk and high as F and would butcher the name of several people. I couldn’t let this one die.

That you are now manually blinking, manually breathing and seeing your nose. Do you want to feel your tongue? No? Too bad.

Weird thing as well: your tongue can imagine the texture of any surface. The keyboard? The desk? The mousepad? The toilet brush? You can literally feel it in your tongue!