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He’s not here to serve his country, he’s here to exploit it.
He’s not here to serve his country, he’s here to exploit it.
eth0? No no, we need wlps0n1pn2d4es6vsd9c69420
Microsoft Data Theft as a Service
The only thing she hasn’t blown
What a beautiful thing
When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
Wow! Tell me more!
Probably at a Nazi rally
Make handjobs public again!
Glad to see they finally let you use the internet at the mental institution you’re kept in
The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”
Forget about Windows
FTFY
Are ya ready PIDs?
Ooooooooooooo
Who lives in a pineapple called KDE
All hail Linux, the One True King
Yup, you’re right. I had a bullet for that originally, but changed it.
How this usually goes:
Introduce new controversial feature
Backlash
Postpone deployment
Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc
Deploy product regardless
Enshittification complete (Until next time!)
Cape Dickhead, yes that sounds good
In that case, are you looking for an exciting new career opportunity?
Didn’t you watch Sicario?