The Trump Fyre Phone 8, with the all new AI Lib detector and automatic reporting to ICE whenever a person of color is detected within 50 feet.

Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”

Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.

Republicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.

A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.

Dragostea De Inchiriat

Iselilja

Tein kai lottorivini väärin

NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)

Sommernacht

Mikrofonkåt

Hit Sale

Сама-сама

Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)

Skyscrapers

LALALILALA

Dime Que Me Quieres

edit: forgot to include Spanish

Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!

That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I’m pretty certain it is at this point, but I’m dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.

I could dance like that… If i felt like it

Only if Kathryn Bigelow is involved. I dread someone trying this and ending up with someone worse than Point Break.

I don’t know why you’re looking up at me bitch! Play’s on stage!

Articles containing “here’s what we know”, “what you need to know”, etc in the title or headline. These “writers” should be court ordered to never post anything on the internet again.

My family in Thailand were paranoid about Cambodia having secret capabilities if they were bold enough to engage in armed conflict with two countries simultaneously.

Woke DEI titties and monster dongs.

A eugooglelizer, one who speaks at funerals.

Moonraker was eugenics and nerve gas. Die Another Day was big space mirror.

Same as compression socks, but you get to brag about how it took 2 hours to get them on.

Was gonna say high capacity pez dispenser.

Can we have lights in the wheel too?

It’s how the Greeks played Minecraft.