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5 days agoJust make a cool kids UN and you’re all set. With blackjack and hookers.
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Basically, the tools that LE uses to unlock devices uses exploits that require the device to be in what’s called an AFU (after first unlock) state. The data on the device is encrypted prior to that first unlock after you boot. If the device is in a BFU state (before first unlock) Cellebrite/Greykey (by far the primary tools used in this space) basically hit a wall.
We’re pretty lucky
Luck has nothing to do with it. We’ve actively decided to allow this shit to happen. The USA isn’t unlucky, we just fucking suck.
4·17 days agoI seldom find myself disagreeing with anything that Robert Evans has to say.
2·17 days agoWay to go, now the Spider Mafia is going to find him and break his legs for sure.
will have to face their own constituents who ask “if Booker can do that for 25 hours, where the fuck were you when we needed you to fight back against this”
My call to Senator Bennett and Hickenlooper’s office the other day was essentially “why the fuck is Colorado not leading the way on this? You better get you ass in line to take his spot next”
because we’re all interconnected; you can snip one country out, and it’ll slightly hurt everyone, but it’ll wreck the country that was snipped out
Conservatives will NEVER understand this.
Jesus Christ you gotta blur that shit
Okay hear me out…
4·26 days agoI wouldn’t celebrate too soon. The precogs they’ve got writing stuff over at the Onion are rarely wrong, they’re just early.
22·28 days agoIt’s not that this is a “bad thing”. It’s wildly ineffective, hypocritical, and a waste of resources when compared to other more pressing issues that they are doing nothing about. Thus, mockery.
The fourth amendment implications are on point here, but this tool isn’t “hallucinating” evidence. It’s a shitty LLM that lazy investigtors can use to find links between different device artifacts mostly.
Cellebrite is dumping money into this because its the industry buzz right now. They just want more of that sweet government contract money. It’s usefulness (and even invasiveness in some cases) is pretty overstated.
You would love the movie Slaxx.
Still the best star trek movie
Dudley Dursley is our president.
Fringe. Love that shit, watched the whole thing 10x.
As a longtime Flash reader, let me answer this question for you: Speed Force.
Literally anything you want to ask, yes he can do it. And the answer will always boil down to: Speed Force. It’s as close to the Toon Force as it gets.