Enjoy life. You only have one. Fuck what other people think. Do what you want to do. Just don’t hurt anyone else in the process and you’re all good.

One of those I support single moms stripper t-shirts. For carpenter joe of course.

I had a buddy back in the day. Get a DUI on a bicycle.

Canada. We’re heathens. We celebrate solstice.

The others are starting now. Some go for months with the decoration and tree. It’s stupid.

The volume of salt and sugar in my front room would tend to make me believe, trick or treating is alive and well.

Jokes aside. We live in rural Canada. It’s so popular it was moved to Thursday night this year because of a massive rainstorm last night.

You mean the one with the national guard and ice out front with automatic weapons and hatred?

A clean bathroom. Or not…

You’re only wishing the aliens would come take over.

The one where five white dudes who hoarded all the money control everything.

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Sorry it’s called “Prague powder”. A pink substance that looks kind of like salt. Yes it’s an ingredient. It’s the ingredient that replaces some salt as the curing agent. Basically nitrates. Instead of salted meat you get cured meat. It’s also used in most processed meats like Salamis and Coppa and such and gives “that flavor” to sured meats.

Mix salt, cure and sugar by weight based on weight of belly to be cured. Coat both sides with cure and place on a rack in the fridge. Turn daily and remove any fluid that drips on the tray under the rack. Leave for 5-7days. Remove from fridge. Rinse with cold water to remove the cure. Dry and place back on the rack in the fridge overnight. The next day smoke to your liking. You can cold or hot smoke it.

Slice and yummm bacon…

Buy a pork belly. Make your own bacon. It’s pretty easy and very delicious. That said, nitrates are in lots of things like celery.

Us as well. I am disabled. One hour drive one way to the hospital. Grocery store is half an hour. A train would be awesome but they keep ripping up tracks here so that’s not likely.

Bribe. A gold bar is not a gift.

And start practicing goose stepping for the invasion force parades.

It was a very leading set of questions. But I digress.

I believe cities shouldn’t exist because they are killing our planet, yet they do. What should we do to eliminate them? We can not. Unfortunately.

Should city dwellers wish for the deaths of those who live differently than them even if they live an environmentally concious lifestyle because said city dwellers simply do not understannd this lifestyle? (This is seen in the comment above). No. Can we eliminate it. Apparently not.

No I don’t think that but thanks for speaking for me.

I vote for nature to take care of city dwellers who buy their food instead of gather and grow it themselves like we do. Those who pave over nature for a new strip mall or condos. They’re a huge strain on the earth with their plastic shit and need for new all the time. Not to mention the masses of viable farmland that are consumed for building.

Yet we are the ones who are hated on and reviled. People are fucked.

I’d be on that list.