Lol

author: Don’t build the Torment Nexus

us techbros: Look at this magnificent Torment Nexus we built from the book “Don’t build the Torment Nexus”

europe: You are not ethical enough to build the Torment Nexus out of the book “Don’t build the Torment Nexus”! We must build it ourself!

sheesh dumbasses everywhere

not only likely… i read somewhere that make more money with linux stuff on azure than with anything else they do can’t find the source rn tho

Muse

Opeth

Karnivool

this is the way

even on this joke list:

NixOS Erasure!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yes but also superior beings who cannot connect to their erstwhile siblings anymore

Meanwhile NixOS users

thank you

i expected this sooner xD

and the g in gnu also stands for gnu

everybody on the internet is a javascript user! do you even develop, bro?

i use nix so i’m of the chart! did not have a system break in a year even when on unstable

The band Opeth

ok call me “no one” then, you someone

where’s nixos on the graph?

I have to say the immutability isn’t what got me. It’s that i can propagate changes to all my machines (i have three, with different configurations of work and private users) without fuss. i have one git repo that contains the Config and all i do is git pull && sudo nixos-rebuild switch after i login and it’s done. reinstalling is also somewhat trivial and once the installer is done everything is as i want it to be. which is just bonkers to me. i love it to bits. before i had a super brittle system of dotfiles that regularly broke. nevermore

rebooted, restored, invincible!

There are no dotfiles! There is only the Config!

Excuse me sir or madam, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior NixOS?

i feel attacked! i’m neither feline nor trans and still