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so glad the new government is focussing on this woke nonsense and not things that matter to ordinary people

or you go to make some toast and it spends 15 minutes downloading “updates” before you can use it

reminds me of a google review I saw once where a bar owner in Japan replied to a review and said something like “next time you are in town punch me in the face” which probably meant hit me up, but I loved it

I love this one

there is dorms at some unis but they aren’t very big. most people live at home or rent something nearby themselves

the proportion of terminally online losers who would actually waste their time doing it seem to be higher here than other places though

twisties make you gay, because life’s pretty straight without twisties

when I finished high school and was talking with friends about going to uni, a few of us were talking a out renting a place together when we got into uni to be close (instead of 2 hours away like we were). another friend we should never do that because people would think we are gay. obligatory he is a Christian fundamentalist who is highly likely gay himself

the opposite for me

if I recall correctly, one of Melbourne’s major outbreaks was because one of the quarantine security guards was fucking a quarantined patient

Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with

robin hood prince of thieves

it adds credibility. if they actually destroyed stone henge i doubt even the hardest anarchists would follow them

that is the most hilarious unorganic protest I think I’ve seen. I hope they at least got paid well

all I remember was Biden saying “will you shutup man”

this is already a thing in the corporate world though and has been for over a decade, probably longer. what we don’t want is this shit in our houses

exactly! just enjoy the compliment

we wound up in a gay bar on a bucks night pub crawl once and it was awesome. also one of the only times in my life I was hit on and yeah, it’s flattering!

what a dystopia.

literal hell on earth is a place with people like that in power