So you want the whole world to look like the Holy Roman Empire?

HVAC companies hate this one weird trick! Build a bloody pyramid around your house and you won’t need heat or AC.

Bright and sunny outside

What a lovely day to die.

How 'bout that weather we’re having? Sure is, weathery.

Enjoy friend!

That’s true. Maybe we’re just not privy to what goes on with pilots, it is called the cockpit after all. Maybe that’s the true reason why they installed locks on the door.

In some places marijuana is legalised, and not stigmatised to the same degree as other drugs.

Unlimited power!

Hopefully the bar club, as in they are put behind bars. Pretty sure having sex with psych patients wouldn’t involve consent, and would involve unequal power dynamics.

Unless you’re referring to two pysch patients boning, then I guess you could call it the nut(ty) club.

Ah, so you were the poor bastard it broke on. Well, I’m glad they recognized you and didn’t reactionary fire you for it.

Did you keep your job after that?

More like Tikka messala, am I right?

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Ankylosaur, the armoured tank dinosaur!

Very interesting. I knew large scale versions were used in grid stabalization, but never knew smaller scale versions were available. That would be ideal for op, as there is essentially no maintenance involved.

When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

Nothing happens, the controller will open the circuit and prevent the current from flowing.

Optimal solution is biting the bullet and getting batteries, the controller will prevent them from being overcharged, and you will need stored energy on an island.

You could try gravity storage like the other person mentioned but it’s less efficient. During the day the solar panels power a pump/motor to move water/heavy object up high, and at night the water/object moves back down and powers a generator. There’s a lot more loss since you’re going:

solar energy>electrical energy>rotational energy>hydraulic energy/potential energy>rotational energy>electrical energy

and each transition will have losses due to friction and heat.

Need to bring back Nokia brick phones for hitting motherfuckers with.

Yeah, phones are far too expensive to swat people away with. Plus, a rolled up newspaper or a book has much more heft.

You knew not to mess with the person reading Atlas Shrugged, that sucker hurt.

Have you tried not doing that? Worked pretty well so far.

Maybe take the hand out of your butt and you’ll feel better? Has to be uncomfortable having that there 24/7.