Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.
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But what else should I jerk off to then?
Porn, Video Games and Youtube Shorts. The Holy Trifecta of Loneliness .
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?
4·2 months agoDon’t eat the yellow snow.
That’s when I finish my thesis. Migrating OS + thesis just begs for disaster.
This is exactly what I’m going to do in about 14 days. Fuck Microsoft.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you think is the worst human invention?
132·2 months agoThe only correct answer in this thread.
It’s the biggest industry in the world by a very large margin and the most destructive one on a global scale.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What to do when you have an image (as in reputation) you don't care for?
4·2 months agoWear a funny hat.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Linux is the reason Windows apps are bloated these days
123·4 months agoTo be fair. Linux starts of super light, but if used as a general OS it becomes the epitome of bloat.
Linux is like buying a car and just getting only the parking space.
If you want to use your car, first you have to install the door and interior package. Then you get inside and have to install the seat package. But the seat has adjustment levers and uses the gear shifter library because it has levers already defined.
Great now you also have a gear shifter too. But it turns out your transmission doesn’t work on the new version of the library so you have to also install an older package in parallel, so now you have 2 gear shifters, no biggie.
Next up is the steering wheel, it uses the wheels package as a dependency (because both are round and can turn) so now you also have all the wheels. But those are summer tires, you need winter tires. You get the winter tire package but it needs an older version of the rim package. Unlucky for you, the download for the older rim package is unavailable, but you’re in luck. Some guy included that version of rims in his completed but unrelated car project. So you clone his car and rebuild the rim package yourself. You now have a whole extra car, but it’s not yours.By the time you got your one car ready to go, you have installed the parts for 7427 different cars, 27 complete vehicles and read 593 pages of documentation.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Ever been in a relationship where you're, 'always been caught up in a battlefield; doing what's right vs how you feel?'
191·4 months agoThat needs way more context.
- Taking the trash out the night before it’s going to get picked up, is what’s right.
- Not wanting to do it at all, is how I feel.
- Prolonged close-ups and shitty camera angels in general. Do I really need to see 47 seconds of a dick sliding in and out of a pussy in 1080p?
- Seeing how badly porn actresses have aged, it seems you either quit while you’re ahead, or move to Vegas get bolt on tits and lipfillers and gain 20 pounds, there seems to be no in between.
- Blood, I see even the tiniest speck of crimson red on the screen and I’m out.
I’d say everything else is just specific to taste. Something not being my kink doesn’t ruin a video for me, it just doesn’t interest me in the first place.
Man, you would love Dexter. Each sex scene is borderline hardcore porn, and there are a lot of sex scenes.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How old are you (roughly) and how long does it take you to recover from illnesses and injuries compared to when you were younger?
5·6 months agoEarly 30s. I used to heal insanely fast, as in deep cuts or heavy bruises only lasting a week, 2 tops. Now I’d say it’s only 70% as fast but i get way more scaring. I used to cut or burn my hands on almost daily basis (I’m just dumb, no self-harm) and never had any scars from that. But now even tiny cuts leave permanent rough patches on the skin. They’re not really visible but you can feel them.
The full set of this image of Kate Beckinsale photographed by Firooz Zahedi on June 15th 2000.
I know I had the full set saved once in high resolution, but now it vanished from the face of the web. Even on the photographers Website there’s only this one low res image. Reverse image search shows variations of the image, so there has to be a set of pictures, not only one.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptionsEnglish
1·7 months agoWhat they heard was:
“I’m not considering giving any money to your competitors.”
So they were probably happy.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptionsEnglish
2·7 months agoThe only thing that trickles down are costs.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a movie you can watch often and it never gets old?
52·9 months agoBaby Driver, The Gentlemen
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What grocery items are always worth the extra $1-$5?
41·10 months agoThey said $1-5 not $10-20, half decent coffee is “fuck you” expensive.


Leaving dishes in the sink to “dry”. Take 5 seconds of you previous time, use a towel and put it in the cupboard so the sink is usable if you need it for something.