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Lojcs@lemm.eeto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•*HOW* can we coax search-engines in to being able to do the simple "lemmy" + "search word" thing..?6·27 days agoEcosia is better for this than google
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Europe@feddit.org•2020: The British press lied so much about the EU they decided to archive them allEnglish381·1 month ago- Queen to be forced to get her own tea, Feb 1999
- British rhubarb must be straight, Jun 1996
- Speed limits to be enforced on children’s roundabouts, Oct 2004
- EU bans wooden oars for stirring the Christmas Pudding, Nov 1992
- EU asks women about their sex lives, Nov 2007
- Scores of foreign boats to invade Essex coast, Nov 1992
- Shellfish must be given rest breaks whilst on journeys, Jan 1996
- High up” signs to be put on mountains, Mar 2004
- Euro notes responsible for impotency, Mar 2002
- Strawberries must be oval, Mar 1998
- European secondary school pupils to spend a “free” year abroad, Apr 1993
- EU health directive to prevent barmaids from showing cleavage, Nov 2005
- Now Brussels make bright smiles illegal, Feb 2003
- Tractors to be banned from soggy fields, Jan 2005
- EU officials banned from flying Ryanair, Mar 2012
- British power over VAT rates to be abolished, Mar 2000
- Copyright Tax to be levied on all home VCR recordings, Mar 2000
- EU gives £1m to train Italian TV presenter “bimbos”, Jul 2003
- EU may force UK to give criminals vote, Feb 2006
- EU rules blamed for vulture attacks on farm livestock, Aug 2007
- Excavated earth to become waste, Mar 1995
- Feeding swans and homeless people to require licence, Feb 1994
- Delicacies must be sold in quantities over one and a quarter pounds, Feb 1995
- Scotch whisky must be handled as a dangerous chemical, Nov 1995
- Bosses to be told what carpet to buy, Jan 2004
- Self-employed home-workers must equip their houses with fire doors, Jun 1993
- EU bans lorry drivers’ British breakfast, Sep 2001
- 58 hour working week will ground hospitals to a halt, Aug 2004
- Noise regulations to require club, pub and football goers to wear earplugs, Mar 2002
- UK screens being flooded by pornography as a result of new EC directive, Jan 1993
- EU to fund the Labour and LibDems but not the Conservatives, Jan 2000
- EU wants to ban sale of British plants, Sep 2013
- EU to regulate pizza sizes, Oct 1994
- Farmers forced to issue pigs with toys, Jan 2003
- Dead pets must be pressure cooked before burial, Mar 2000
- Commission to outlaw mushy peas, Aug 1995
- Eurocrats to ban small fruits, Jul 2001
- Fresh pasta banned, Apr 2002
- Her Majesty to be removed from UK passports, Sep 2007
- EU wants to ban Union flag from British meat packs, Sep 2013
- EC regulations forbid the carrying of British passengers, Nov 1992
- Organic farmers ordered by EU to use homeopathic medicine, Apr 2015
- Politically correct Eurocrats say Santa must be a woman, Oct 2001
- Soya milk indistinguishable from cow milk and thus to be banned, April 1995
- Euro meddlers rule we can’t have milk jugs, Feb 2010
- Brussels drive to rob us of British identity, June 2010
- Rare meat to be banned due to “too much bacteria”, Sep 1993
- Bureaucrats declare Britain is “not an island”, Jan 2003
- Kent now part of France, Sep 2006
- No EU plans to abolish Britain!, Apr 2008
- EU steps up recycling targets to eliminate landfills, July 2014
- Kilts to be classified as women’s wear, Nov 2003
- EU responsible for your hay fever, May 2015
- Gin to be sold in round bottles for the Single Market, Oct 1993
- Quality standards ban curved cucumbers and certain apples, Jun 1993
- Home-made cakes must be labelled with all ingredients, Jul 2004
- EU to blame for floods, Jan 2016
- Condom dimensions to be harmonised, Mar 2000
- EU plans to liquify corpses and pour them down the drain, July 2010
- EU plot to seize control of our seabed, Feb 2013
- EU wants to restrict your coffee drinking, May 2015
- Women’s clothes sizes to get bigger due to standardisation, April 2002
- Village church bells silenced by EU, Oct 2002
- British cheese face extinction, May 1999
- EU wants to control your candles, Dec 2015
- Passengers to pay a second fare for journeys over 30 miles, Jan 1999
- Double-decker buses to be banned, Apr 1998
- EU trying to quantify smell of British workers, Sep 1996
- British loaf of bread under threat from EU, Oct 1997
- EU ‘bans boozing’, Feb 2005
- Butchers cannot give a dog a bone, May 2004
- EU bans children from blowing up balloons, Oct 2011
- Ambulances turn yellow for Europe, Mar 2002
- Let’s quit the EU and link up with America, Oct 1998
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Why does Big Tech's "End to End" encryption matter if they are compromised anyways?1·1 month agoThe government then revealed that they had access to a third party tool that they used to break into the phone and recover its contents.
I’m not sure if we’re thinking of the same case but I also remember that the tool wasn’t ready in the beginning, which is why they tried the court method until it was
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump's 'Transgender' Mice Experiments Were Cancer and Asthma ResearchEnglish29·1 month agoThis came up in another thread too. The experiments were all related to hormone therapy. They weren’t just listed because they include the word trans
Edit: read the list if you don’t believe me.
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Europe@feddit.org•"Ban on conversion practices in the European Union" initiative still needs supportEnglish61·2 months agoCishet is not an insult?? It’s short for cisgender and heterosexual.
If you think ‘special status’ is a negative call the perpetuators what you think is appropriate. But making it plainly and unambiguously illegal (as opposed to illegal if you think critically about it) is just a positive
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Europe@feddit.org•"Ban on conversion practices in the European Union" initiative still needs supportEnglish32·2 months agoThis is still useful to quickly show ignorant cishets outside eu that it’s wrong
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Lojcs@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•A young computer scientist and two colleagues show that searches within data structures called hash tables can be much faster than previously deemed possible.English7·2 months agoThis is the paper the article is about: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2501.02305
This is a huge upside of Linux. When something breaks you can make a web search and learn how to fix it, or that it’s unfixable. On windows you make a search and all you get is this bs and seo article spam
Lojcs@lemm.eeOPto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Other day the grocery store clerk sold me 2 boxes of ice cream for half the price of one. They don't expire soon. How do you logic this?4·3 months agoHuh, never thought of that
Lojcs@lemm.eeOPto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Other day the grocery store clerk sold me 2 boxes of ice cream for half the price of one. They don't expire soon. How do you logic this?21·3 months agoNever seen a discount that deep. Felt weird
Lojcs@lemm.eeOPto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Other day the grocery store clerk sold me 2 boxes of ice cream for half the price of one. They don't expire soon. How do you logic this?62·3 months agoI wasn’t going to buy any ice cream but the clerk told me about the deal at checkout so I did. Another clerk was like “wow you sold another one?”
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•NVIDIA’s GeForce RTX 5080 Comes Out Noticeably Slower Than RTX 4090, Gets Tested in Time Spy & GeekbenchEnglish361·3 months agoWondering what the people that were advising to wait for 50 series when 40s came out because nvidia hates even numbers and made the 40ies bad are thinking now.
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Millions of Subarus could be remotely unlocked, tracked due to security flawsEnglish9·3 months agoThat wouldn’t help me tbh
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Millions of Subarus could be remotely unlocked, tracked due to security flawsEnglish24·3 months agoTo anyone who didn’t read the article and was confused like me, apparently starlink is Subaru’s remote car security feature.
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Oppo, Realme users file charges against pre-installed loan appsEnglish6·3 months agoPornwut Pipatanadetsak, TCC head for policy and innovation, said pre-installation of loan apps breached consumer rights because it consumed phone capacity without the phone user’s consent, and users could not uninstall such apps, which had access to their personal data
They fucked up their encryption so it has half the entropy they claim, they verify messages solely based on information from the message and their pseudo-tor thing isn’t encrypted. Also you can drain someone’s battery by sending them specially crafted messages
Lojcs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What video game are you waiting to see a new sequel for?1·4 months agoOoh I have another one! Steamland, the game of my childhood. RTS with trains. Would be very cool if it had a sequel.
… so it is precisely the software they heard about in 2010